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Lou Dobbs

Host of CNN's Lou Dobbs Tonight, a daily news program with two main goals:

1.) To vilify illegal aliens and blame immigration for every conceivable problem facing America. This tactic is employed through Hannity-like discussions with guests about relevant issues where he mocks them for not realizing the inherent evils of immigration.

2.) To perpetuate the myth that a majority of Americans will unify under the political banner of an Independent Party and cock-tease his audience with the suggestion that he will run for President under that label. He does this by citing bullshit statistics such as: "51% of Americans are fed up with the usual politics of the Democratic and Republican Parties." He will then take that result to mean not that 51% of Americans will support 3rd parties such as Green, Libertarian, Reform, etc., but that they all want and will vote for an Independent Party, essentially undermining the fact that people who do not belong to the main two parties ascribe to a wide range of political beliefs; they will not all fall under the banner of a 3rd party simply because it is not Democrat or Republican.

Lou Dobbs also constantly shows off his capped teeth to his opponents with a shit-eating grin.
Lou Dobbs said on CNN last night that all these people are losing their homes because of too many illegal immigrants, and that if we only put up a huge wall along our border with Mexico that's guarded by snipers, all of our problems will be over. He then ended his show by suggesting that everyone who is not a Democrat or Republican will join an Independent Party, even though they don't all want the same thing.
by Doom03 January 19, 2009
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dobbs ferry

a town where parents and their children are snobby and rude. kids in dfms are either basic asses with absolutely no personality, or they like to pretend to be "hood" when in reality they are 2 foot tall cunts with nice houses and a lot of fucking money. basically privileged white people who have no idea what life is like outside of their small town. they also like to make fun of other races because there are -2 POC in dobbs ferry schools.
you're from Dobbs Ferry? no wonder you're a fucking cunt!
by weaboo42069 February 15, 2017
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Master gave Dobby a sock

When you've been working like a house elf (crazilly hard) and are done for the day. You are free. Master can represent professors or bosses, and Dobby represents the overworked person talking.
The phrase is from Chamber of Secrets by JK Rowling.
Chris: Are you done classes today?
Trudy: Yeah, I'm free. Master gave Dobby a sock.
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dobbyed

To get really intoxicated off of alcohol.

Similar to hammered, shittered, wasted, dickered.

History behind the name: A man once got so drunk he started to talk in the voice of the house elf Dobby from the Harry Potter series.
Dude, I'm going to get so dobbyed tonight

Last night, I was straight up dobbyed
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Dorbsy

Her new outfit is dorbsy! The dimples on his face when he smiles are simply dorbsy.
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Dobby's sock

A simple name for your cum sock.
Ugh Dave, just found your dobby's sock. Bloody mingin aight.
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Dobbyism

A religion that basically revolves around Dobby and his beliefs we pray and thank him for his Dobby glory
Dobbyism is my religion
by Dobbyenthusiasts December 29, 2020
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