A jack dane

When you projectile poo all over the body of somebody's mum at their funeral

Person 1: did you hear what happend last week?
Person 2: no what happend
Person 1:that lad over there did a jack dane at Henry's mums funeral lmao

by Gay lord69 November 27, 2020

Danesh

A very very sexy person.He's smart,funny,kind,cute and the best friend a girl could have.he can fix just about anything and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere he goes.He is just PERFECT.Undeniable sex god from the planet of sexurus

1)I love danesh

2)I wish i was danesh
3)Katrina:wow that guy seems amazing.
Whats his name?
Roxanne:Danesh!
4)danesh is sex,sex is danesh

by Megan stone December 20, 2013

Danel

Gigantic peen

If only you were like Danel with his 20372 inch penis

by Pp slayer April 27, 2020

daneisha

Daneisha is a beautiful, intelligent, diligent and determined Person. She will do anything for anybody and don't expect anything back. Daneisha is a very sweet person, however once you cross her There is no turning back.

Daneisha is a very humble person, everyone should be like her.

Everytime I'm having a bad day Daneisha comes around and make everything better .

by thenamegenie March 13, 2017

danele

Most unique girl you’ll ever meet she’s quite at first but wait a minute and she will have u laughing and having fun, just being around her is amazing. She is gorgeous and has the most stunning eyes. She is generous, loving and sweet. Always the first to help anyone she can. She will stand up for what is right even when she is the only one brave enough.

If Danele is in your life don't ever take her for granted, she makes the world a better place.

by UKnowItYoungin December 19, 2018

Danesh

Awsome beyod remark

Damn he's danesh!

by Payum January 23, 2004

dane swan

one of the best players in the AFL, some might even say the best of all time, very consistent contested ball winner and always racks up the disposal count above 30. brownlow medallist as well and 3 time collingwood B&F just o top it off!

also he loves a decent tattoo with both his arms and parts of his chest and other body parts done as well

"who is that unit with the ball?"

"thats dane swan again"

"again.. thats like 47 for the game now"

"yeah well it is against port adelaide"

by swanny2011 October 10, 2011