Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2

During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"

I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.

Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..

Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!

by Sean Noway January 10, 2008

Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

A phrase of mostly-unknown origin which is used on forums and image boards to denote that a certain story or image is shocking, disgusting, appalling, etc.

*someone posts scat porn*

Me: ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!!

by desudesudesu September 5, 2007

Nothing Doing

When you never want to have anything to do with an individual for the rest of your life. Absolutely nothing.

Hey you gave him another chance at friendship and he got you for a third time. Wow you're a real fool. I think now its time to rid him and stick to the nothing doing card.

May God bless your soul... because it needs it.

by mittidentified August 19, 2010

National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.

Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011

Swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite

YOU WOULD KNOW! HA! HAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2023

Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing

A meme started years ago from Mario Party gameplays where the player would choose Luigi for certain minigames and stay afk. In most cases, the chosen minigames are luck based or an '1-vs-3' minigame where Luigi's team wins.

Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.

Mario: A B A A L R A A R R L B B A L A B-
Mario loses. Mamma mia!

Luigi:

...

Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.

by Insert original username June 15, 2020

People who get paid to do nothing

And that's what's happening here.

Hym "People who get paid to do nothing trying to keep their ranks from expanding (selectively) and laborers trying to keep people from escaping THEIR fate. No I'm not using the AI you pay for the AI. What's that TED talk guy? The ONLY reason is works is because of MY input? It only works because a sister molester read a dissertation published on Urban Dictionary about how to make AI you would need a massive data set and 2 asymmetrical cycles of computation and that you would need to train it on narrative and dump in the human epistemic data set? YOU DON'T SAY! I guess the better pay Hym before he murders a child huh?"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025