DJOTD

Acronym for Dad Joke of the Day. A (sometimes backhanded) compliment for a really lame joke. More often than not a pun, grammer or maths joke. The kind of thing that would have made you say "awww daaad" when you were a kid.

Nic: Is there a stash of stationery/usb sticks around?
Brendan: you want usb sticks that aren't moving?
Pete: djotd!

by pte April 7, 2009

dortal

A mental state of mind of being able to live free and create their own reality after accepting Jesus Christ

Thank God for Jesus Christ I am going to dortal today.

by Christ Follower May 3, 2013

Dortching

Continuously trying to get a female to like you even though she is showing no interest. Never admitting defeat on a female even though she's shows interest in another man.

"Man I was really Dortching on that girl last night even though she was totally talking to that other guy."

by Tedcankat May 6, 2013

dortaj

To take a poop. To take your daily constitutional.

I had some domino's last night and was in dire need of taking a dortaj. I feel better now.

by Melvin Eli March 8, 2011

Dborting

1) An onslaught or pummeling by means of one's own vernacular with the intent to stir controversy at one's own mental benefit

2)The extensive verbal force unecessarily applied to those who care to converse briefly

"While casually discussing where to eat dinner, Andrew was dborting Jerry, causing both parties to eat seperately."

by Got em February 12, 2008

djerty

meaning gorgeous,cute and pretty..
a perfect name for a gorgeous woman..

that gorgeous woman??..shes djerty!

by beljean beck October 27, 2007

dmort

A stubby penis popping out of a vagina.

damn that bicht has a fucking dmort

by rap master g February 19, 2005