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stair diving

A game created by the band guns n roses. it involves getting really drunk then taking turns throwing ones self down a stair case.
this game is played by true guns n roses fans
Warning: the morning after is not pleasant
Rocker: lets get wasted and do a bit of stair diving
by fencingdude September 12, 2006
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Tea Dazing

Tea Dazing is the act of ingesting psychedelic mushrooms through the process of creating a tea from the shrooms and then drinking it.
"Dude i spent the last 3 hours peaking balls in a serious tea dazing ritual with ma boys."
by ilovemunchrooms September 8, 2009
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bush diving

Performing oral sex on a woman with pubic hair.
I went bush diving on her then in her.
by richardc020 November 13, 2011
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bush diving

Performing oral sex on a woman with pubic hair.
I went bush diving on her then in her.
I went bush diving on her.
by richardc020 November 14, 2011
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dining philosophers

a famous problem in the field of concurrency (a sub-field in computer science, for the uninitiated) that discusses an approach to allocate a fixed number of resources among several consumers. here is the actual dining philosophers problem (DPP)...

"A certain number of philosophers spend their lives alternating between thinking and eating. They are seated around a circular table. There is a fork placed between each pair of neighboring philosophers. Each philosopher has access to the forks at her left and right. In order to eat, a philosopher must be in possession of both forks. A philosopher may only pick up one fork at a time. Each philosopher attempts to pick up the left fork first and then the right fork. When done eating, a philosopher puts both forks back down on the table and begins thinking. Since the philosophers are sharing forks, it is not possible for all of them to be eating at the same time."
geek A: i crunched an O(1) solution to the DPP.
geek B: oh yeah ! in your dreams. dont bullshit me.
cool C: wtf is DPP ? y'all bitches need to get laid.
by DemonHunter March 11, 2004
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dining room table

A total ignoramus when it comes to debating or discussing logically during a political discourse
Congressman Barney Frank : "Trying to have a conversation with you would be like arguing with a dining room table."
by yankhadenuf September 13, 2009
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dezing

the awkward dance that people do to get around each other when walking in opposite directions
Guy: i was just dezing with some guy for like, three minutes.

Other Guy: did you go left or right?

Guy: I don't remember. I got too pissed off.
by sw33tnsalty December 1, 2010
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