P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug. A complete fuckin asshole who drives any new (2015-present) cars. Unarguably the most aggressive drivers on the highway. Most commonly Honda, BMW, Audi, Toyota etc who will chase you down the road, ride your ass for several miles, break check you, and cut your ass off even if you have done nothing. Most commonly in Los Angeles CA and worst of all Phoenix AZ. They are the main cause for most accidents especially if drunk, baked, or tweaked out. Total dickheads.
Good Driver: omg get the fuck off my ass dude *flips bird* and yells YOU FATHERFUCKING INTERSTATE SHIT DISTRIBUTER!!!!!
Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.
Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!
Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.
Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!
by Jpizzle2110 August 1, 2020
Get the Interstate shit distributermug. You have no distributer on your car, thats why its not starting
I am a distributer because I own a well known company
I am a distributer because I own a well known company
by Savannah .T. March 28, 2017
Get the distributermug. Négresse Marron Distribution (NMDD) is an independent digital music distribution company based in New York City. It provides a DIY platform for Haitian and French-Caribbean artists to distribute their music, including Kompa, Zouk, Rap Creole, Rabòday, Rasin (Roots) Ragga Rap, and Haitian Jazz. NMDD is an accessible option for artists looking to distribute their music without the need for a major record label. Artists and record labels retain all legal rights to their music.
NMDD is a division of Negre Marron Publishing, which collects publishing, mechanical, and sync royalties for Haitian and French-Caribbean songwriters, producers, lyricists, and composers.
The main objective of NMDD is to help HMI (Haitian Music Industry) artists distribute their music to digital service providers (DSPs) such as Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music. NMDD is free to distribute music with, but they take a 20% commission on royalties.
One of the key benefits of using NMDD for music distribution is that they require all music to be fully mixed and mastered before distribution. This ensures that the quality of the sound is of the highest standard possible, which is crucial in the music industry.
NMDD is a division of Negre Marron Publishing, which collects publishing, mechanical, and sync royalties for Haitian and French-Caribbean songwriters, producers, lyricists, and composers.
The main objective of NMDD is to help HMI (Haitian Music Industry) artists distribute their music to digital service providers (DSPs) such as Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon Music. NMDD is free to distribute music with, but they take a 20% commission on royalties.
One of the key benefits of using NMDD for music distribution is that they require all music to be fully mixed and mastered before distribution. This ensures that the quality of the sound is of the highest standard possible, which is crucial in the music industry.
Founded by René Guemps in 2023, Négresse Marron Distribution is the second digital distributor with a Haitian-American CEO.
by Negre Marron Records May 5, 2023
Get the Négresse Marron Distributionmug. by Harrison_Ford_Real October 31, 2022
Get the Distributed Power Unitmug. mathematical algorithm that that creature that you hate, the annoying fly, uses as a flying pattern. unbelievable!
seems like a useful evasive manoeuvre.
seems like a useful evasive manoeuvre.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
Get the Levy's Distributionmug. Iron Distribute; distribute: taken from the Myiasis dictionary meaning at the point of male ejaculation where in the male spreads semen on another person, place or thing.
#person1Hey man, you really iron distributed all over her, she is so saturated, it dripping all over....
#person2- it's not my fault shes iron deficient
#person2- it's not my fault shes iron deficient
by iDerp2 September 26, 2021
Get the Iron distributemug.