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dumbass in distress

An annoying character who's only purpose is to be rescued, to the point where you just want to say, "You know what? Let the train hit 'em!"

First used by The Nostalgia Critic in his "Top 11 Dumbasses in Distress" video.
by katrinahood December 1, 2013
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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

The clean version of "Fuck Bitches, Get money".

1. a phrase or motto which describes ones primary agenda: to have sex with women and make as much money as possible.

2. a phrase or motto which describes a man's plan to earn money while cursing women, usually due to failure with a woman.
1. Life is simple. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

2. "Man, I couldn't get any pussy this weekend."

"It's all good man. Disregard Females, Acquire Currency"
by 05ProStock June 11, 2009
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'Feline Disrespect from Behind' refers to the act of a cat flying out of nowhere and straight into a person's rectum definitely signifying a lack of respect for the victim. It originated from a Japanese ad for "Bukkake" milk and shows an example of 'Engrish' at its best
Theres only one example

FELINE DISRESPECT FROM BEHIND!!!!!
by Digger Please March 20, 2007
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central distressway

pun off of Central Expressway (commonly knows as just 'Caentral' or '75'), in Dallas Texas. Which is basically this huge ass expressway that almost EVERYONE in Dallas uses to get to and from somewhere so its always bumper to bumper hence the term "Central Distressway"
"dude your like 3 hours late."

"sorry man, i got caught up on central distressway"
by dallas_vintage August 3, 2007
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No disrespect

a phrase tacked on to the end of a sentence that has a mitigating effect on any horribly offensive content preceding it. Used mostly in New Jersey and surrounding areas.
"Your mother's a whore, no disrespect!"

"Your cooking tastes like dog shit, no disrespect!"

"Your daughter's a whore, no disrespect!"
by PseudoGuido October 30, 2009
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Throwing Dishes

The term "Throwing Dishes" is another term for bitching. Instead of allowing others to know who is bitching at them you use the term throwing dishes. The word was created by a young man named Matthias. So if you dont want to say bitching because the person will get offended say throwing dishes.
Franco:hey whuts up
Matt: nm
Franco: cool
Matt: doode i gotta get off the computer my moms throwing dishes
Franco:literally damn
Matt: nah bitching, throwing dishes means bitching
by Franco A. February 19, 2007
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personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves
John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect
by I read dictionaries June 12, 2022
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