Matron-of-Dishonor

We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.
"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "
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Dishonorable Discharge

dɪsˈɑnɚrəbəl dɪsˈtʃɑrdʒ

The ejaculate of a man with an STD
"I gave her my Dishonorable Discharge"

-Glen Quagmire

"My Dishonorable Discharge burns"
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Dishonorment

Creon believes it is a horrible dishonorment to be a woman’s underling such as analyzed in the beginning of this paragraph so to call his son this shows how truly disgusted he is with son.
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