Dishwasher

Word describing women as a whole. Very sexist however commonly used among men, either as a joke or a demeaning word against women.

"Honey, me and the boys are bout' to head out"
"Can I come with?"
"Sorry, no dishwashers allowed"

by Chadnell March 18, 2021

dishwashing

A violent passion, soap and water colision, used to create a perfect unity between dish and man.

Maura- "Hey Mike, you wanna go out on a date on Saturday?"
Mike- "Nah thanks. I have some dishwashing to catch up on."
Maura- "Oh, I totally understand."
*goes and washes dishes.*

by deejaylovesmaddie December 14, 2009

Dishwashing

The act of mutual romance and erotic emotions through the physical pressing of lips against another's. This is similar to a regular kiss, however in this case it is more similar to but also exceeds to acts performed in a 'French Kiss' where not only does the tongue of one individual touch the tongue of their partner but also enter the mouth making contact with all areas of the partner's mouth as well as outside the mouth with close proximity to the partner's lips. This is known as dishwashing or being dishwashed.

The man grabbed the woman by the hips and snogged her violently, his tongue frequently entering her mouth. He was performing the dishwash. The woman was being dishwashed. The man was dishwashing the woman.

by TheDishwasher November 29, 2011

dishwasher

a person handing out sexsim like books in class, thinking he/she is a bigman.

stop being such a dishwasher grow up kyle

by bangers-n-mash September 8, 2019

dishwasher

an "insult" used by pick me girls and men of lower iq than the average. It's supposed to hurt girls for like, doing pretty much anything, and when you complain about it, they say it's DaRk HuMoR. of course, these people can't make you laugh even if you paid them. the comebacks for it are few and not powerful, but you don't even need one because these people just dig their own comedic hole the time they say it. anyway, a lot of people answer with "ok wallet" or "kill all men 2020", the last one is great because it offends them. after using it, you're supposed to hit them with the BUT IT'S DARK HUMOR SNOWFLAKE YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE

"ok but why is my dishwasher talking"
"i know you're asking me to stop disrespecting you but shut up dishwasher"

by sprinklesprankle July 29, 2020

dishwash

When a man tries to put soap in a lady's vagina, usually to her displeasure.

We were having a great time until that asshole started dishwashing me in the shower.

I'm never hanging out with that fuckin dishwasher again.

by jacobhottberry December 7, 2010

Dishwasher salmon

The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"

Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"

by LightningStu April 21, 2022