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doscalator

A term referring to an escalator that travels in the down direction. Can be used to remove ambiguity at the shopping mall. The opposite of uscalator.
That damn lady at customer service told me that the bathrooms were upstairs, but they aren't. Now I need to find the doscalator before I shit myself again.
by Big Tilly October 6, 2006
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descalator

Preppy White Boy: "Hey, let's go pop our collars in Abercrombie and Fitch, get on the descending escalator."
Eavsdropping Black Person: "UMMM BOY YOU MEAN THAT DESCALATOR!?"
by Maggie Camaro September 23, 2005
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Dyscalcula

Similar to dyslexia but involving math.
Moe: Dude I keep getting derivatives confused with integrals.

Mazz: You must have dyscalcula.
by wwjd55 November 4, 2009
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The Disclaimer Song

A song Ethan (crankgameplays) made up on Unus Annus to warm viewers not to try what they were doing at home
The Disclaimer Song

Hey now, don't try it at home
Do do do do do
Hey now, don't try it
Don't you dare try it
You might die if you do this at home
Do do do do

Oh, here's the bridge, woah
Don't try it
Don't do the thing that we're about to do
Do do do do

Oh, don't try this at all, or you'll die if
You try this thing at home
Do do do do do

OH IT'S A KEY CHANGE!
OH IT'S A KEY CHANGE!
OH IT'S THE DISCLAIMER SONG!

Don't try this at home
If you do, you might die
This is our disclaimer to you
Hey, don't be that guy
Just watch us do the thing you want to
Dooooo
Be safe
For me
But be safe
For you
by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021
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Disclexic

In ultimate, or other disc related sports, the inability to read the disc, or tell where it is going.
Nick: "That guy kinda sucks at ultimate"
Sean: "I know, he must be disclexic"
by warmachineultimate January 5, 2009
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Discargo

Something accidentally lost or broken by leaving it atop of a vehicle before driving becoming the inadvertent flotsam and jetsam of modern land transportation. Common discargo items include a coffee mug on a car roof or a gas-cap left on a trunk. This may include unsecured items in the bed of a pick-up which on the highway scatter to the four winds, creating road hazards in the process.
Roger built his tool collection by riding his bicycle and picking up discargo.

Lily's take-out lunch became discargo on I-95.

One man's discargo, may become another man's treasure.
by druderman June 29, 2011
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Descaling your fish

Sam, I walked in on you descaling your fish!
by Whatkindoftree May 16, 2018
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