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Satellite Dirtbag

One who pirates a satellite signal by using an illegitimate subscriber card. The Satellite Dirtbag orders porn, Pay Per View and other expensive packages which are charged to someone elses account. This brand of dirtbag typically has an immense beer-belly and masturbates frequently to pornography of increasing abstractness. He is also totally oblivious to the fact that he is a dirtbag.
-Yo, i just got Playboy, Spice, and HotNet with my satellite cheater card!
-Dude, you're such a Satellite Dirtbag.
-No!
-Yeah man, you are.
-Really?
-Yeah.
-Oh, okay.
Satellite Dirtbag by D-Flex May 15, 2004
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A slang used in the United States Army to describe a soldier whose performance is lacking. Dirtbag is typically used to describe a soldier with long term performance issues, whereas similar US Army slang, such as "Ate up" and "Soup sandwich" are used in the short term. All soldiers have at one time or another been designated as "Ate up" or "Soup Sandwich," but only those with significant long term problems are labelled as being dirtbags.
"Soldier, you were once just ate up, but now you're becoming a real dirt bag. Are you proud?"
A guy who has no standards when it comes to women. He will fuck anything that breathes, and it won't faze him one bit the morning after. He is also an alcoholic,and cigarette/drug addict, or recovering drug addict, who never went to college. Most likely does manual labor work and spends more than he earns. A real filthy, poverty-licking, ugly, just nasty motherfucker.
Hey dirtbag: come here you degenerate waste of breath and change my tires.
Dirtbag by ladies man12433 April 14, 2009
Dirtbag is a stile commonly known from the 80's. a style which included listening to metal, rock or acid music(bands include likes of Iron Maiden, Led Zepplin, George Thorogood, Pink Floyd) most dirtbags would(although commonly exist in todays society)be caught with a cigarette or some sort of drug that is illegal by todays standerds. Clothes of dirtbags are usually an 80's or 70's band shirt(commonly Iron Maiden, or Metallica ride the lightning and master of puppets shirt)ripped and/or bleached tight blue jeans and for guys long hair(usually about shoulder length)hats would/ are usually worn and are usually black or represent a band and are often faded by choice.
dirtbags are often missunderstood and are thought to only exist to cause havoc. But thats only half of what we do. Dirtbags are genually nice people and do not cause problems unless we are really bored or you start something.

The dirtbag style can be seen in todays modern metal and rock and its followers.
Those who are true to it have stuck to its roots and are heavy into the 80's style.
I'm a true dirtbag.

Dirtbags will never die.

I'm a 80's dirtbag, braught up in a 90's and 2000 world
dirtbag by SHAD-OH! July 15, 2006
a white trash, wife beating, beer guzzling bastard. Often associated with cut-off shorts and mullets and incest
you can take a dirtbag out of the country but you can't take the country out of a dirtbag!
dirtbag by Audra April 9, 2003
1:A dirty person. Someone who doesn't clean often, or lacks a certain hygiene level.Usually assocated with white trash, or trailer park trash.
2:Used as a insult to intimidate someone
Greg Marvin is such a dirtbag.
Dirtbag by John Lennon December 9, 2003

dirtbag left 

Political slang for the far left with strict adherence to freedom of speech, equality, bodily autonomy, compassion for their fellow man, and are completely anti-war. Usually ex-Democrats, fed up with government corruption, the 'woke' society of liberals, and abhor the military industrial complex. Very close to the ideology of the 60's hippy and civil rights movements, and a distrust for the establishment, and the police.
Jimmy Dore is a prominent figure of the dirtbag left movement.
dirtbag left by Trans-AmIam February 2, 2023