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High School Diploma

The Associate's degree's bastard step child.

Your allegorical left thumb. As in, if you have a high school diploma, you have a left thumb and no one cares, but if you don't have a high school diploma, then everyone asks why the hell you don't have a left thumb.
Ted: I just got my high school diploma!
Ben: Great, now you can get that lawn mowing job!

Ben: Even though I'm making six figures at this engineering job, I actually never got my high school diploma.
Ted: Omg are you serious? How stupid are you that you can't get a high school diploma!
by sprinkies November 30, 2011
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THE DIPLOMATS

The Diplomats are a Harlem, New York-based hip hop group who are more commonly known as Dipset. The group was formed in 2002 by founding members Cam'ron, Jim Jones and Juelz Santana. All member albums are released under Diplomat Records to which Freeky Zeeky is the President and, Cam'ron and Jim Jones are Co-CEO's. From its roots in Harlem, New York, The Diplomats have expanded to other countries and feature artists from the United Kingdom and Canada.
The group were originally signed to Roc-A-Fella Records from 2002 to 2004, but are now signed to their own label, Diplomat Records. Each individual artist, however is signed to different record labels.
Many people sometimes get confused after hearing about The Diplomats and Dipset. It's officially stated that Dipset is the movement that consists of over 80 members (Jay Bezel, Max B, Un Kasa, Purple City, The Senate, S.A.S., Chubbie Baby, A-Mafia, Katt Williams, DukeDaGod and others) and The Diplomats is the group that leads the Dipset movement and consists of 8 members (Cam'ron, Jim Jones, Freekey Zeekey, Juelz Santana, J. R. Writer, Hell Rell, 40 Cal., Jha Jha)
50 cent fan: yo fuck The Diplomats.

A guy from Harlem and knows what hes talkin bout: yo B which fuckin member sucks.
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dippolito

noun
1) a hottie with a bodie
2) a cutie with a bootie
3) a person who is overtly dramatic
1) "She is such a dippolito!"
2) "Does she always have to be a dippolito?"
3) "There she goes, pulling a dippolito again..."
by MrRandom147 November 24, 2010
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diPoll

A diPoll is a two-choice image poll that allows for quick voting from anybody in the world. diPolls most commonly apply for "would you rather" type of questions.
"I can't believe Kanye ran on stage at the VMAs. He should have just made a diPoll to see which music video people like more."
by ultimate99 October 17, 2009
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diplosquid

a person with little or no morals who have a squids brain, thinks they can treat people meanly and try and use a diplomatic phrase to try control or intimidate someone, when infact, they havent got a clue about life values
"WOW you are nothing but a diplosquid!!! stop being so shallow and diplomatic all the time, you have a squids brain!!!
by tinker_bell August 23, 2014
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diplomatic yampion

A diplomatic yampion is a yampion that has committed sexual assault and/or rape.

In a pedophile ring, a diplomatic yampion is of higher rank than a yampion, but is of a lower rank than a tactical yampion.
I’ve heard that man is a diplomatic yampion.
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Secret Diplomatic Negotiations

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
by An Interested Party August 14, 2009
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