Dinosaurism 

The religion of all religions. It was created by two special* girls who are not fooled by the age old "God" theory and prefer to believe in something that has actually existed. When in times of moral indecision stop and ask yourself, "What would dinosaurs do?" (W.W.D.D) T-Rex is of course large and in charge. When praying to him you must always make your hands into T-rex claws. Accept dinosaurs as your lord and savior and everything in life will fall into place. Or not.

*unemployed

I knew these two girls that practice Dinosaurism and they're the mother flippin!

Dinosaurism by brontawhoreus August 15, 2008

dinosaur act 

an act or performance that has been going on so long and/or used so often that is no longer has any effect

It was obvious his apologies were only a dinosaur act.

When her husband left, it was no surprise. His presence had long been a dinosaur act.

dinosaur act by Cursiveanna May 5, 2008

pickle dinosaur 

The pickle dinosaur is also known as pickle the dinosaur which originated from Moriah Elizabeth's YouTube channel. She make many videos where she fixes broken squishies and calles it a squishy makeover. In one episode she fixes a little dinosaur and turned it green. It looked like a pickle therefore she called it pickle the dinosaur. From then on people started liking pickle and he became the most famous squishy she decorated.

1: Have you seen Moriah Elizabeth's videos?
2: Yea ofcouse, why?
1:Name any squishy
2: PICKLE THE DINOSAUR
1 and 2: PICKLE THE DINOSAUR PICKLE THE DINOSAUR

pickle dinosaur

pickle dinosaur by Just Straight Facts July 2, 2020

Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur 

A tiny dinosaur that likes to pretend he is a turtle. His shell is really an acorn. He has his own comics and is usually wondering why humans do something like eating lots of noodles when he can only eat one because he's so tiny.

Holly: Did you see that new comic?

Jane: Yeah! Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur is so cuteeee!

Holly: It's so awesome!

Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur by Iloveanimalcrackers5555 February 15, 2013

dinosaur 

The greatest, most diverse and successful class of land vertibrates ever, believed to have originated sometime in the Triassic about 240 million years ago, and disappearing around 65 million years ago. Gods among animals, and awesome testaments to the power of creation (or evolution, if your must insist that these words be mutually exclusive) they were physiologically superior to mammals and gave rise to birds.

Often our society shows a disinterest with the phenomena of the dinosauria, approaching paleontology with a "they're dead, who cares" attitude. They are also ridiculed for having "died out" when they in fact persisted a period of something like 160 million years--more than 40 times longer than the time elapsed since the earliest human anscestors appeared. Even the word "dinosaur" has a deprecative connotation, implying something that is outdated or obsolete.

Stop for a moment to consider that these animals did, in fact exist, and are not the chimeras of children. This writer would maintain, however, that anyone holding the view that an interest in dinosaurs is nerdy and childish deserves to have his or head bitten off by a Charcharodontosaurus.

Lots of kids my age got hooked on dinosaurs for a while--it was a childhood disease, like mumps or chicken pox, and if left alone, most kids recovered and then had a lifetime immunity to dinosaurmania. But I was that rare exception, a terminal, chronic case.-- Robert T. Bakker, "The Dinosaur Heresies"

dinosaur by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

Dinosaur hand

A pose that's prevelant among young females involving a limp wrist near or on their face. Especially popular on Instagram selfies showing off their makeup.

"Why does she always have her hand near her face like that in selfies? It kinda looks like a dinosaur hand."

Dinosaur hand by Cnj86 May 15, 2016

Five Four Dinosaur

The short girl that always says controversial stuff. She always says to fight her when you can legit punch her across the room. She always gets mad when you call her short and claims to be "average height"

Person: What's up shorty
Five Four Dinosaur: I'm average height *holds up tiny fist* FIGHT ME!!
Person: *grabs her big forehead and flings across room*

Five Four Dinosaur by Linguini Houdini December 11, 2019