dingleberry 

a festuring smouder of anal dreads that are formed from sloppy droppings that decend from ones anal cavity and clings to ones ring pubis.

dingle smell single smell dingle through my fray.. oh what fun it is to tug on my back yards ropey clay.

dingleberry by dans May 2, 2003

dingleberry 

An ass-booger that makes for great rolling and flicking, having a characteristically rubbery clay-like texture due to being largely made up of fecal matter.

While watching TV, I enjoy the simultaneous pastime of plucking the dingleberry, or 'dingle' from my rectal ring, often time plucking the pubic follicle along with it. After the decadent act of flicking it on the carpet, the reward is that you can smell your finger for quite sometime afterwards, relishing the memory, and anticipating the next dingle.

"Stinky, the poop man, was a smelly runny soul, with a brown top hat, and a turd-nose, and two eyes made out of dingle"

dingleberry by Cab Callaway January 3, 2006

dingleberry 

Dingleberries are found in the anal and choad region of the body. They are a combination of toilet paper and sheot. This combination is practically indestructable.

New! Capt'n Crunch with dingleberries.

dingleberry by CHOAD April 8, 2003

dingleberry 

An annoying or unwanted person who latches onto others simply so they are not alone. Figuratively, like that piece of poop that latches on and does not want to let go. This person usually feels extremely uncomfortable during these situations.

There was no one to sit with at lunch today, so I awkwardly sat with a group of people I don't really talk to. I felt like such a dingleberry.

dingleberry by i_have_no_name. October 21, 2009

dingleberry 

A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR!!!

Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?

dingleberry by Cummy worm August 10, 2010

dingleberry 

a small piece of dried up poop, that gets stuck to the hairs of your butthole

ex: ahh my butthole itches, oh lookeeey here, i just pulled off a dingleberry

dingleberry by *shannon January 14, 2008

dingleberry 

Chunk of poop left on your corn hole after proceeding in the act of shitting.

I thought I was done pooping, but when i stood up I could feel a dingleberry

dingleberry by Fundamental April 7, 2008