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dempsey

An amazing, funny, handsome person who is almost flawless in every way.
Sarah: oh this Dempsey I was talking to is amazing.
Lucy: yeah I know him he's got such a big cock.
by Billlynillinson January 19, 2017
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Dempseysexual

When you are Sexually attracted to Patrick Dempsey. It's when you watch everything Patrick Dempsey and when you watch Grey's Anatomy 3 times in a row and call Derek Shepherd "the plot."
I love everything about Patrick Dempsy and I'm pretty sure that makes me Dempseysexual
by Derek/Patrick Shepherd/Dempsey February 2, 2021
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Mr. Dempsey

The most practically useless, laziest teacher you ever have. And although he is practically a hoarder, and refuses to throw anything away, you'll get lectured for 20 minutes if you drop 1 scrap of paper on the floor.
"Hey did you see Mr. Dempsey shaving in his car earlier?"
"Yeah! What a guy!"
by Jess18 September 3, 2014
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Dempsey

A Dempsey is a male or female that pisses after every drink of beer. They have thimble sized bladders and usually squat when they piss
Wow, sorry guys I have to take a Dempsey.
by Harry O' Nutz April 19, 2011
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Dempsey

A child-eating, porno-hungry, sex-addicted, beastiologist who performs open heart surgery in the nude. He has a very very large wang (if you look at it at a microscopic level). But everyone loves him cuz hes sexy and cool. Word.
"I awoke from surgery and there was a Dempsey standing above me eating a child while watching porn on a nearby television. I called Lassie to see if my heroic dog would save me, but this Dempsey ended up having sex with her. My life sucks ugh."
by tightmoanzz October 16, 2008
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Dempsey.

- A big fat asshole who looks like a giant fucking dick with a turtle shell on his back and a dick in his ass.

- Is a dick. Enough said.
Guy 1: Big hairy scary gay Gary Dempsey the douchebear gave Drew Bisson a big fat load in his ass.

Guy 2: Yep. That sounds like Gaybear dempsey.
by BHSSucks2311 September 5, 2010
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Dempsey

Bad, horrible even. This is a term you use on someone when they do something so outright stupid that you cannot use words to describe what they’ve done
1: “So, what did you do again?”
2: “Told a guy that i would suck him off for a donut, it isn’t gay tho don’t worry”

1: “What’s that in your hand?”

2: “A donut what about it?”
1: “You’re pulling a Dempsey rn smh”
by Ya Boy Skeezy October 5, 2020
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