dilfism

the practice of simping over old men who look married and rich

“bruh zoe simps over like,, 5 of her friends’ dads.....”
“it’s called dilfism dumbass!! anyways,, any of you want a stepmom?”

by kurapikers February 1, 2021

dilio

ghetto for "deal"

Busta, what's the dilio wit dat mofo?

by shiznit20 April 25, 2003

dignity day

A self-designated holiday taken to restore the self respect that was kicked to the curb by an inhuman act so generously offered by an egotistical boss who treats everyone like shit.

Yeah, I had to take a dignity day yesterday because my boss was such an asshole! He humiliated me in front of everyone during my own presentation.

by downtown hoodie July 29, 2009

Dilin

Dilin is hella athletic with usually an amazing body. Dilin is very smart but also acts dumb as hell. Dilin is very loyal and is someone to cherish in a relationship and as a friend.

Man I wish I was dilin.

by Mm7g April 9, 2019

diligence

persistent effort or work; industrious character

As a lawyer, I always act in due care, diligence and skill for the interest of my clients.

by T. S. Lee May 18, 2006

DILIGAF

Acronym for "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck".
Pronounced; Dilly Gaff
A short terse answer given when someone complains about your behaviour or actions.
Used more as a statement or exclamation rather than as a genuine query.

Scenario:
Complaint: "You're a lazy skank for not dumping the trash"

Response: "DILIGAF!"

by greybeard June 2, 2005

dilfism

religion worshipping the dilfs President Snow, Samuel L Jackson, Will Farrell, and Leonardo DiCaprio. It is a sin to be pigeon toed.

People who practice dilfism are often shamed by rotc members in wheelchairs.

by bigboisav January 7, 2020