anal dilatation test

An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.

As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010

Dilawan

Derived from the Tagalog word (Dilaw) for the colour yellow, represents the colour of Aquino family of politicians. It is used as a derogatory term, usually by fanatical supporters of the Duterte administration, originally against supporters of the Aquino family and the Liberal Party of the Philippines but has slowly become a catch-all term towards critics of the Duterte administration and its allies, no matter the political affiliation of the critic or the validity of their criticism.

"pUro Ka sATsaT diLawAn kA lANg eH"

by pls double check things u read May 27, 2022

Dilara

A type of girl who seems like the girl next door type ( blue eyes and blonde hair and seem innocent) but is a party animal with HUGE tits.

That girl i met at the party last night was a total dilara.

by mactatic January 19, 2010

dilana

emo chick with a knife collection and with a lot of cutting points
she also likes lars

hey you dilana

by lars was hier November 30, 2021

Dilara

References girls with big boobs

damnnnnn kyle did you see that dilara walk by

by Jasper35 October 25, 2010

dilatant

noun.
Used by Iggy Pop in an old CBC interview with Peter Gzowski to mean "a stiff" or "one who is uptight." Used in the below quoted lyrics to mean nothing in particular.

"can you remember a time when this city was
a great place for architects and dilatants"
-Death From above 1979's "Black History Month"

Why do you have to be such a dilatant? Studying is for twats.

by Max(well) January 17, 2006

Dilva

v: to do something stupid, to spazz out,
act irrationally

To pull a Dilva, act like such a Dilva

by Geraldine December 11, 2003