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depressingly optimistic

Depressing, yet somehow optimistic. Typically used when something bad has happened and a pathetic attempt is made to be optimistic about it. It often leads to feeling more depressed.
This would be depressingly optimistic:
Someone you've had a crush on that you couldn't work up the nerve to talk to dies. Trying to be optimistic, you tell yourself, "Well, at least I don't have to stress over trying to ask her out.". Depression sets in when you realize how much you wanted to try.
by Vully November 4, 2011
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salad with dressing on the side

A male pulls out, Ejaculates on the ass cheek of his choosing, and then eats the other persons ass.
Sex was feeling so good he pulled out and yelled I’ll have the salad with dressing on the side!
by RS THE PIG June 19, 2018
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Ranch dressing

I love salad... Salad smothered in ranch dressing
by BillB8s December 24, 2013
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depressing

depressing is when someone feels bad and or alone/in pain etc and gives of a depressing vibe, it may also make other people feel sepressed and unhappy
'that guy is really depressing'
'yeah i know, he is dumbing down the party'
by nomjononom August 5, 2009
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Dressing room goggles

The completely distorted viewpoint while in the dressing room that you will have a desire/need/ability to wear a particular garment after purchase.
I was cleaning out my closet and found 6 tops that I bought last year because of dressing room goggles, of course, they still have the tags on them.
by Sassafras September 4, 2013
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Dispressing

The combination of the two words disappointing and depressing
It was very dispressing when we found out Jaden has a girlfriend.
by @Ellie@Maggie July 8, 2017
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Colombian Salad Dressing

When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.
dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!
by Colombian Ranger May 25, 2016
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