The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.
Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.
by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022
Get the Digestive Suicidemug. The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.
"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"
"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."
"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."
by Myocarditis July 19, 2018
Get the Regretful digestionmug. The huge stand of cigarettes and/or cigars behind the counter at gas stations which is like the big stand of magazines, except for smokers.
Bob: (in gas station) hey man check out the readers digest
Jim: (goes up to counter) check out the smokers digest!
Jim: (goes up to counter) check out the smokers digest!
by Somz February 2, 2010
Get the Smokers Digestmug. by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016
Get the Digestive Muffinmug. I decided to watch the digest version of an anime because I didn't have enough time to watch the regular version.
by BIggles11111111111111111111111 June 24, 2017
Get the digest versionmug. any man of African descent who has the ability to genuinely listen to a women and 'digest' what she has to say without having the ulterior motive of wanting to sleep with her.
Jason is a real Chocolate Digestive. He listened to me talking about my problems without wanting to sleep with me.
by Amthom April 24, 2015
Get the Chocolate Digestivemug. 