natural disaster genocide

When a natural disaster wipes out huge numbers of a populace whether it be in a town, city, state/province even a country, one could consider it to be a natural disaster genocide.

While genocide is often described in definition to be deliberate, it is the connotation of the word that brings about the definition of natural disaster genocide.

Earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, droughts & floods are some of the most popular forms of natural disasters that often yield high casualty rates.

Haiti was a natural disaster genocide, an earthquake affected over one third of the country killing and displacing thousands.

by Byron The Bomb January 15, 2010

One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.

Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.

by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010

human disaster

(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.

Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.

Wait did he really just say that on television? Oh my god he's such a human disaster.

by detectivejane January 22, 2014

operation fucking disaster

AKA
Operation Blue Eyed Jesus
Operation Iraqi Freedom

Noun. A more accurate description of the Iraqi invasion. See: vietnam

Paul Wolfowitz is the mastermind behind Operation Fucking Disaster

by Caleb Grant July 12, 2005

Cathay Disaster

When you gamble in lose during a trans-Pacific flight.

We had just crossed the international date line when I had a Cathay Disaster and shit my pants. The flight attendant told me to never trust a fart in Asia

by undiesj October 12, 2011

Survive The Disasters 2

The best fucking roblox game in the history of best roblox games.

Girl: Hey, do you play Survive The Disasters 2?
Boy: Yeah! I have over 20000 survivals, I'm S10 and Masters!

by mrhappyfangirl January 23, 2019

Hindenberg Disaster

After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".

The condom ruptured in an awesome Hindenberg Disaster leaving Cindy with a mask of semen.

by Good Ole' Rog March 3, 2009