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planetary-ascribed biological determinism

A term used to jokingly describe the pseudoscience of astrology, first used and popularized by Katya Zamolodchikova on the YouTube series UNHhhh
Rachel is such a nutjob that she actually believes in planetary-ascribed biological determinism.
by bobothebonobo May 7, 2020
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determinism

The belief that if one knew absolutely every single thing there is to know about the present, than that person could predict with perfect accuracy every single event that would happen in the future. This is based off the idea of cause and affect, and the structured and unchanging laws of physics. Simply put, determinism = fate.

This is often related to theology in that unless by some unknown means time has existed for all eternity, something had to have started existence. Has all matter simply been here forever, with no beginning? That's a pretty hard to believe theory, if you think about it. Something HAD to have started the universe somewhere, sometime. And with the first single event that started the chain reaction that is time, the fate of everything that has and will ever happen has already been written. But then brings the question, from where did the creator of time and space come from? But meh, these are things we will probably never know, I think you get my point anyway.
Example of determinism-
Knowing the velocity, direction, wind speed, and exactly every other factor effecting a rocket, you can predict perfectly where it will land. Why couldn't you? The same goes for absolutely anything else in the world. If you knew absolutely every factor effecting a situation, you could perfectly its outcome with complete accuracy.
by Quizznotik June 24, 2006
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Determined Hippie

When an individual is so determined that not even a Scooby Snack will change his or her mind.
Max: "Dude please let me borrow your van!"
Derin: "Nuh uh man."
Max: "Come on, not even for a Scooby Snack?"
Derin: "Get out of my pad Max."
Max: "Sheesh, you're such a determined hippie dude."
by Santi's Apprentice August 19, 2014
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Determinist

A person who is always absolutely determined in every single thing they do.

Like a perfectionist; who always makes sure every thing they do and\or every thing others do as well is 100% damn perfect;
But instead of perfecting things, you just are determined in doing them.
Its hard to give up on something when you're a determinist, unless its some stupid ass math homework or some other type of useless schoolwork that will never come in handy in real life.
Then that might be an exception.
Claire is such a determinist; she wouldn't get up until her drawing was finished.
by Haay It's Eridan Ampora April 3, 2015
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determined hooker

when you are dressed as a two bit hooker, refuse to be called one, and are determined as fuck to be one.
by Gassypasted November 30, 2017
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re-differing

An argument in response to someone else's earlier argument. To differ with a point they made while differing with a point you have made.
Dude 1: Dude, Dubya is freakin awesome - the way he's keeping us safe!

Dude 2: I beg to differ with you - Dubya is whack. He's gonna get us all killed.

Dude 1: Re-differing - by fighting the war on terror overseas he's keeping all that crap away from us.
by todh April 15, 2008
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Determinate

When you are very dertermine
Turn your world into your dance floor...Determinate Determinate
by Bob Upers May 25, 2018
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