diddle

1. Australasian slang for the phallus, often used by small children before they learn more inappropriate pseudonyms for "penis".

2. A word commonly used instead sex.

3. A word used to describe a lack of activity.

4. A word used to describe someone being defeated in any manner.

1. "Wow, that Jared boy has a tremendous diddle!"

2. "Fuck me, i'd love to diddle Susan tonight."

3. The boys diddled about instead of going to class.

4. "Dude, i hear you got diddled in Tae-kwon-do on Saturday!"

by the godsmith May 23, 2008

diddles

Verb: To drum like a badass (usually snare)
Noun: Paradiddles, any snare beat.

Drumlineese for paradiddles.

Joe: You workin on your diddles bruh?
Bob: Yeah nilla

by chopmonster February 2, 2013

diddle-diddle

diddle-diddle is when you stick your fingers in your ass.

my teacher diddle-diddles al day in class.

by john bailey November 2, 2004

diddle

to have sex

i rly wanna diddle that boy tonight

by lolnosir September 1, 2012

Diddle

A group of five or more douchebags.

Watch out for the diddle of douchebags by the door.

by Vex Crowelly August 19, 2018

diddled

to be raped by a dinosaur, preferably a t-rex.

Yo man, I was walking home from the subway station last night and I got diddled by some guy in a Barney costume!

by jammer2500 October 29, 2008

diddle

To molest someone that is under the legal age of consent

<b>Convict 1:</b> What are you in for?
<b>Convict 2:</b> I diddled a few alter boys.

by Shandon April 16, 2008