diodeous

A sex machine/sex god/sex cyborg from the future, that also rocks hard.

Man, Diodeous rocked me like a hurricane, but not like the Scorpions, more like Hurricane Floyd.

by Ruiz Montoya December 9, 2003

j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !

by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009

Diddles

Ecstasy pills. See Ecstasy pills beans

"Can't wait to get some diddles and get absloutely off my box"

by Penwicketh January 2, 2008

DJ Rusty Diddles

Similar to the male equivalent of the Rusty Trombone. However, when a girl does it, it appears as though she is a DJ spinning a record, all the while licking the other girl's asshole!

Dude, I watched some girl on girl porn last night, and one of the girls was playing the part of DJ Rusty Diddles!

by akendall July 11, 2009

diodeous

mad hot slave lover

I picked up a new diodeous by NIKE at the MALL.

by Lindsey January 16, 2004

diddleumptious

The additive junction to a word that causes it to become delicious in every aspect.

Hey Mike your mom is so hot! You might even say she's milf-diddleumptious! Dude I just really want to bang your Mom!

by Pabs Momoney December 12, 2007

diddles his skittles

to jack-off

the guy just flopped it out and started diddles his skittles

by Senti101 January 4, 2010