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dick snot

Pre-ejaculate. Leakage.
After getting a lapdance I had to go to the bathroom and wipe up a little dick snot.
by blagguy January 24, 2003
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dickshot

1. (n.) Semen, specifically the drops of splattered ejaculate (generally on another person's face), analogous to the tiny metal pellets often used in shotgun ammunition.

2. (v. intr.) To be assaulted by someone who holds, or has held, the office of Vice President of the United States of America (so named after 46th Vice President, Richard Cheney).

3. (v. tr.) To ejaculate on someone's face.

4. (v. tr.) To injure someone by careless accident.
Some atest Hamilton's last words were, "I don't believe it! Aaron Burr just totally dickshot me!"

I dickshot that slut until she needed a towel for each side of her face.

The truck driver was horrified once he realized willful lack of sleep was the reason why he completely dickshot the man now lying in the crosswalk.
by Pahana February 16, 2006
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dickscott

Kelmscott; (n)

South-East Metropolitan suburb which accounted for approximately 74% of Australia's Bogan populous of the 90's. Dickscott has since maintained it’s indisputable ability to produce the most repulsive beings. A typical Dickscott civilian is easily recognised by his ratty, wrap around sunglasses, fox hoodie, southern cross tattoo and his weapon of choice - the axe.
4:25pmmatt
jr wants to know what your doing tonight

4:26pmSariah
graffing up shit and shanking cunts

4:27pmmatt
oh okay, so you're in dickscott?

4:28pmSariah
no shit
by gh3tT0 ch1k April 4, 2010
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Dickpnotized

To produce a state of hypnosis in (someone) with the use of a dick. To a grave state in someone until nothing matter just to obtain the dick or bone.
"a guy/girl had been. Dickpnotized with all the power of the cock"
synonyms: penistized . to put into a trance
"he had been dickpnotized as he pnp'd "
by Partyguyphx February 10, 2017
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Dick snot

The projectile discharge of seman from the penis
Dude my dick snot got all over my blankets tonight
by Corey sinopoli March 9, 2009
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dick snot

BACKGROUND
origin unkown.
used in Sam Kinison act circa 1989.
rare usage.

NOUN
1 another term for male ejaculant.
2 a term reffering to semen. likely coined due to semen's suspended solid apperance. also, likely put into use due to semen's chunky precipitate appearance when ejaculated and due to both human excretions being forced out of holes of the body.
"I made that bitch swallow my salty dick snot when I came!"
by f9dyn June 9, 2004
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Dicknotised

When a male or female has all the facts about a lover but refuses to see the truth because they are dicknotised
He treats her like a dog but she doesn't care Because she is dicknotised
by Navaster twistree July 11, 2017
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