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Freudian Dickslip

A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.
Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.

My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.

I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.
by pancifer May 30, 2018
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Dickslipper

A rubber tube that rolls onto your junk to ensure that you may not jizz into yo bitch while doin' it and protects yo junk from STD's(dick disease)at the same time!!!
Howard:Hey bro did you get with that chick last night or what?
Ronald:Yea bro but that bitch made me wear a dickslipper
Howard:What a slut.
by TAYGEN March 30, 2009
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dicklip

"Watch it, Dicklip!"
by bekahpie September 11, 2008
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dickflinger

a. One who beatsn rather than caresseing his dick to produce thick white semen, way too often; wanker. b. One who throws chopped off dicks at people.
a. The dickflinger's wang is purple with a rash dude. b. A cock hit me in the eye after the dickflinger launched it at me.
by agentcodyfranks February 7, 2004
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dicklips

Usually means, or is ment to mean that u suck,lick, or kiss the penis, and or dildo. Anyone who reads this is likly to be a dicklips within the next 3 to 5 years... Congraultions!
....Hey there DickLips! (Negitive)
by C.J. January 15, 2005
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Dickflick

The new genre of male oriented romantic comedy films designed to attract men so they will actually go and watch something that their girlfriend will like. They are generally themed to make guys really like the jokes and humor, but have enough of a message and romance to keep the girl happy.
Hey where's Steve? Oh, he has taken his girlfriend to that new Dickflick 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'.
by Turbo7 July 8, 2009
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dickslip

when you're fucking someone and your dick accidentally slips into their ass from their vagina
He was fucking a girl with her legs up but accidentally dickslipped her.
by nancy dirty Sanchez November 3, 2007
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