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Dickfoot

Dickfoot is an dream demon, who is over 5,000 years old. He lives in the Dark Swap Meet, past the regular shops, behind the Dress Maker. He stands at the door of his Alterations Boutique dressed in an all white suit. Once in side his boutique as he passes the doors he changes into a Dark, tall, hairy and brooding demon with a Penis for a foot. Dickfoot wears a large sheep skin condom on his foot to keep the infinite seamen that spews from penis foot from releasing his seed into your dreams. If you survive the interaction with Dickfoot you can choose a life of Riches, Adventure, or a Normal life. Unfortunately, his children, which are demons minions, will look for you for the rest of your life. Choose wisely
Dude last night I feel asleep and ran into Freddy Kruegers father himself! The Dream Master Dickfoot! His foot looked like a fuckin horse dick spewing demon cum infinitely but it was covered up with a large sheep skin condom. It was nasty the cum kept seeping out of the cockring in the pattern of a heartbeat.
by DJ Rick MoreAnus March 3, 2023
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dickboys

king von: dadickboys grabbed me up last night fuck dem niggas i left no clue
by Kellerlad June 21, 2023
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Dickroot

The bodypart above the groin/pippeli. Also known as "vagina bones".
"What happened during the 2024 DICE awards?"
"Dickroot apocalypse, perchance."
by fuckdickgoomba February 16, 2024
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Dickfoot

When a man's penis is long enough to cover the entire length of a woman's bare foot with a minimum length of 9.6875 inches (or longer) *or roughly a women's size 8.5 (U.S.)*, measured from the back of her heel to the tip of her longest toe, then that man is considered to be a "Dickfoot", as well as to be considered in the classification of the highly regarded and intimidating Dickfoot family of male endowment.
While Bill was getting out of the shower, his newly found girlfriend was rushing into the bathroom to use it, unaware of his nakedness. Without thinking she shouted... "OMG Bill!!!... I heard that you were long but not Dickfoot long!!!" ... while she attempted to cover the length of his male member, all while falling a bit short due to her women's size 8 (U.S.) that just could not quite do the job.
by Dr. Buster Hyman (DF Div.) November 8, 2025
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Buried by Dickshots

buried by dickshots—(adj.) BARE-eed bi DIK-shotz
Actively dating online, as a female.
Are you seeing anyone steady?
Nah, I'm just buried by dickshots.
by Chillanthropist January 3, 2012
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Trickshots without dickshots

What someone says when you try to get a trickshot and pull it off, without making a dick of yourself.
Ah fuck, I missed.

Ah, you know what they said: can’t have trickshots without dickshots.
by Wobblysausage June 22, 2024
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