"Bethany's parents died last night of carbon monoxide poisoning, she was so devastated that she had a miscarriage! They'd been trying for years, who knows if Jim will ever be able to produce a functional sperm again!"
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."
"Nothing a good hard dicking couldn't fix."
by butterbutmuffins February 15, 2017
I love rock hard cock and being gay
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You: same dad
I need rock hard dick mom
Mum: shore I'll shove my rock hard dick inside u
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You: same dad
I need rock hard dick mom
Mum: shore I'll shove my rock hard dick inside u
by I love my wife gi hun October 19, 2021
Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 02, 2011
An answer to what's up?". Can also mean someone who falls in love easily or immediatly after having sex. The opposite of hard dick and bubble gum.
Be careful if you put it on him girl, he wil ask you to marry him the very next morning. Hes hard dick and helicopters.
by Emophilla, obsessive,generous, July 28, 2023