long dick johnson

A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.

There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.

by Dicky boi April 24, 2017

long dick life

When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.

Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl

by Yooooooitsme January 27, 2018

this ain’t no long dick on a midget

Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true

- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this

by schlong Chong August 19, 2018

big daddy long dick

When you are clapping your girls cheeks so incredible you become thanos

Bro fr the other day I fucked my girl so hard she called me big daddy long dick

by Roll tide bby May 25, 2019

long dick of the law

Gun. Used by Officer Slate in the Movie Superbad.

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.

by fueled_by_ramen November 1, 2007

Long dick frosted bugar bender

A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.

The slutty bitches have been on one hell of a long dick frosted bugar bender....

by Burnt dick brent July 4, 2019

Long Dick Style

Minimal planning, maximal shooting. Long dick style is when you "plan" is simply to run in guns blazing and hope for the best.

1: The enemy is held up in that building up there, what's our plan?
2: Fuck it, let's Long Dick it.
1: Roger that, Long Dick Style it is

by Nep_Nep January 15, 2019