Dick in Ass

Feeling of oneness.. Achieving self acceptance... Being at peace with ones self

Can also be given as a B-day gift

The feeling you get after a good firm hand shake can be descirbed as DICK IN ASS.....

Hey there Kristen its your birthday?? Well guess what i got you... A firm DICK IN THE ASS

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

"dick in a jar" syndrome.

The unfortunate effect of being placed into the "friend zone" or "just a like a brother to me" zone by a potential romantic interest. Upon full maturity of the disease, the person is used in a "break glass in case of emergency" type booty call and then discarded...

There is a very fine line between being chivalrous and ending up with a case of "dick in a jar" syndrome.

by arjo_reich January 11, 2008

Dick in a Teacup

1) To act in an inapropos or unfitting manner, especially when the situation calls for formality.

2) To force oneself in a social situation foolishly, making an ass hat out of himself or herself.

(At the Governor's Mansion)
Aristocrat 1: "That gentleman behind me just spoke of this burning itch in his nether-regions, and subsequently pulled out his genitalia to show us his herpes scars.
Aristocrat 2: "What an asshat. He sure put his dick in a teacup!"

by Sporkle March 20, 2008

Dick in a shoe

Someone who is holding out on information that you want to know

"Hey Joey, stop being a dick in a shoe and tell us who you were banging last night then."

by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014

Dick in the dark

Few guys and 1 skanky hoe in a dark room each guy gets there Cock out and 1 at a time feed it to the hoe, who in return guesses who’s dick it was

That Tracey is a dick in the dark extraordinaire. Good night last night end up playing dick in the dark with that bird from the dancing up Rupert’s house.

by Chris Doherty June 6, 2018

dick in the back

An unexpected morning bed partner condition with potentially serious expectation implications.

So, WTF is that?!
Ummm. dick in the back???
Hold on a sec, lemme think.

by YAWA September 18, 2021

dick in a box

Popularized in the 2006 SNL short starring Justin Timberlake, this notorious yet considerate gift arrangement is perfect for any occasion, i.e. Christmas, Hannakah, or Kwanzaa. Follow these steps for the perfect gift.
Step 1. Cut a hole in a box.
Step 2. Put your junk the box.
Step 3. Let her open the box.

John: Yo I gave my wife the best gift last night.
Bob: What was it? a diamond ring? a fancy car? a house in the hills?
John: Those dont express how I feel. I gave her my dick in a box.

by B Lane December 10, 2008