Limp dick face

The male version of “resting bitch face.”

He has taken flack for what some have called his limp dick face.

by Man o’ War December 18, 2017

resting dick face

men with resting bitch face

stephen has resting dick face today

by yolanda gibbens March 15, 2018

Resting Dick Face

The more manly version of resting bitch face.

Man Donald sure must be upset for he has Resting Dick Face.

by Breaking_Sad November 17, 2016

Big Dick Face

A gentleman with facial features that indicate he probably has a large penis.

Normally I wouldn't date someone like that but I'm a size queen and he has big dick face so I took a chance and it paid off. I'm still sore.

by Jay79 June 20, 2010

dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.

Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

Dick faced bitch

An ugly bitch

"Cooper yesterday lily told me that she hates you. "

"Whatever man she's a total dick faced bitch!"

by #NGA March 8, 2017

dick face tuna

Someone who is really ugly.

Drake is so ugly hes a dick face tuna

by omara April 11, 2014