Dick Cheese

When somebody licks your balls and it makes a cheddar cheese substance come out your urethra and it looks like cheese
John- Man you didn't clean up the at dick cheese
Bob- I like it
by I Am Kelpy G January 27, 2017
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Dick Cheese

Old, sticky semen. Used as a way to make your friends laugh whenever you call them it.
by Friend Machine Broke November 16, 2017
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Dick Cheese

A 'code word' used in the place of 'handjob' so others don't know what one is talking about.

Someone would use this word to be sneaky aroimd others about what they're going to do or what they're going to receive.

The word is used in a sexual manner, but when used, others around won't understand what the true meaning is. People will often think of the true definition of the word, which throws them even further off of the subject. This means that the word can be used around pretty much anyone, without giving away the true subject.
Male 1: "Yeah, she was able to give me some dick cheese in the backseat of my car last night."
Male 2: "Dude, that's awesome!"

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Female: "Want some dick cheese tonight?"
Male: "Definitely."
by GalaxyKitten November 07, 2018
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Dick Cheese

Otherwise known as sperm, skeet, jizz, and/or spooge.
I shot my dick cheese all over Kyle's mom.
by Shmell from Htown November 23, 2007
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Dick cheese

The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick
His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!
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Dick cheese

Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity
Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid
by Codsod January 02, 2019
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The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.
(Woman talking with her best friend).

"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
by LiberaceHudson September 23, 2017
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