Dialexic

Dyslexia when dialling or texting on cellphone.

Random misspelling, wrong numbers, wrong recipients for texts - all are symptoms of being dialexic.

You are obviously dialexic because you sent that text to me by mistake.

by MrsMeat February 20, 2012

Diabetic Squidward House

When you are chubby and think you look nice on TikTok. Outside of tiktok, they are a couch potato who sits there eating Pringle’s until 2am binge watching Spongebob.

Marry: “Your a Diabetic Squidward House”

Isaac: “ what do you mean?” * asks while binge watching Spongebob *
Marry: “My case Is closed”

by Badkitty May 21, 2019

Diabetic Sugar Daddy

A sugar daddy with no sugar

I.E someone gives you regular amounts of money without receiving sexual acts for said money

I dont like sexy but I like money, so I want a diabetic sugar daddy

by TheTacticalUnicorn January 27, 2022

diabetic rage

When somebody tells a diabetic that they can't eat a three musketeers bar becuase theyre diabetic, resulting in diabetic rage. Also when they tell the diabetic that they received diabetes from being a) fat or b) that they will kill the diabetic by stuffing sugar down theyre throat.

Jimmy just stabbed him with a syringe in an act of diabetic rage!

by NIGGERFAGGOT!!! December 9, 2007

Diabetically Delicious

Over-consumption of sugar(carbs) in a short time frame as to trigger the sudden onset of Diabetes.

Man, I banged on some peanut butter ice cream with crumbled Reese's, Reese's pieces, and chunks of peanut butter cookie. That ish was diabetically delicious.

by Fresh1One526 June 14, 2012

diabetic

word used in the movie " A night at the roxbury" meaning sweet, awesome, fantastic,outrageous, or kick ass. fun to use when joking around cuz you'll sound like a dumbass if you actually use it.

guy1: "dude! i totally hooked up last night with that hot ass sally!"
guy2: "diabetic!"

by jneill June 14, 2007

Diabetical

Saying, "Aww dude, that's sweet!" is totally inappropriate and downright douchebaggary when describing something sweeter-than-sweet thus, use diabetical, so that it is clear how sweet and potentially dangerous the subject is...
So sweet it may give you diabetes, the subject's diabolical plan...

Wow, you see how she just unzipped her top so low like that?... That bitch, straight diabetical.

by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008