Dikembed

to have been rejected in a most embarrassing manner, usually followed by having the rejector wag their finger in your face.

That girl totally dikembed his ass.

by Dikembe January 31, 2006

dike

1: a massive wall used to hold back water, such as those used in Holland to reclaim farmland.
2: an igneous intrusion cutting through layers of older rocks.
3: alternate spelling of 'dyke', referring to a woman whose sexual preference is exclusively other women. See also 'lesbian'.

'I learned about the dikes they use in the Netherlands to keep the ocean from making a seafloor out of their farmlands.'

by wikkid May 8, 2003

dikembe

The first name of NBA player Dikembe Mutombo. Possibly the best shot blocker in the 90's/early 00's.

Dikembe swats another shot!

by James Rath August 3, 2003

dikes

A slang term for a pair of diagonal side cutters.

Electrician: I can't find my dikes anywhere, but I found my strippers.

by electrician971 March 21, 2011

Dikembe Mutombo'd

to get rejected by a person you are trying to take home.

"After Jeremiah bragged about how he was going to bang a slut tonight, only to see her leave with another man, I went up to him and yelled in his face, " Damn boy, you just got dikembe mutombo'd.

by rosco ruxpin October 25, 2006

D.I.N.K.E.R.

Dual-Income No Kids Eternally Renting.

A couple who, despite having no kids to suck their dual-income dry, still cannot afford a house.

In these hard economic times with housing prices in the heart of cities like NYC, S.F. and L.A. still grossly inflated, someone you envy as a D.I.N.K. is probably more accurately a D.I.N.K.E.R.

by SHLA December 2, 2010

Dikely

Dukie or a turd. Can also be known as a wet fart.

That dude had sum dikely breathe

by Mike Go January 14, 2009