Delusion of grammar

A diagnosis for when someone uses the wrong word or phrase when speaking but casually continues on as they don't even know they've used it incorrectly or that they've just made a new contribution to the English language. This is usually followed up with the opposite party involved questioning the word/sentence (silently at first to actually appreciate what just took place), but then typically followed up with public ridicule. This is much funnier when its someone in the spotlight. Sarah Palin and George W. Bush are notables who have suffered from this condition.

Sarah Palin on Fox News: "...the President and his wife - you know the First Lady - spoke at NAACP so recently, they have power in their words... They could 'refudiate' what it is this group is saying."
Pundit (silently): "WTF?"
Pundit (silently): "I don't think thats a word, but I better go look that shit up. If I even try to 'refudiate' that without the proper proof, Im going to be the one who gets 'Lynchburged'"
Pundit: "Oh yes, I see your point and totally agree with you (under breath: 'for now...you grammatically delusional bastard')"

George W. Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee... that says, fool me once, shame on ...(pauses)... shame on you. Fool me ...(pauses)... You can't get fooled again."
Listener #1: "Doesn't he mean the old proverb: 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice shame on me.' ?"
Listener #2: "Yeah probably, but me must be suffering from a delusion of grammar again."

by Joeybats August 16, 2010

Deluded Fool

Someone who lacks judgement.
Is blinded by some sort of factor, usually emotional.

In the Great Gatsby, Jay Gatsby was a deluded fool.

Nicole: Geee Alexia, your such a stalker, like lay off. He does not like you.

Michelle: I agree, that boy dun like you.

Alexia: But I've been stalking him for 5 years now, I cant let go just like that.

Michelle: your such a deluded fool.

by moflow13 April 9, 2011

Delucine

if somebody doesn’t reply to someone in an hour then they will eat that person to see if they are cake or not ❤️✨

Lauren:”Omg Molly i swear to god you are gonna be delucined “
Lauren: “ Liv, I really wanna delucine Molly but i need help”

by LLAIUVREN July 15, 2020

Deludabaga

A person so deluded by rhetoric and Facebook memes shared in groups, they've functionally become vegetables making their deluded opinions on social media their whole lives.

The deludabaga has discovered my mocking of their beloved politician and are harassing me non-stop.

by OSTBearBnT March 29, 2022

delulu

Delulu or delulu is a shorter term for delusional mostly used in the Kpop world to describe and/or mock a fan that believes they'll date, marry, or befriend their favorite idol.

Person 1: Bang Chan is so hot. One day i will date him! And if i don’t get him i will get Lee Know!

Person 2: Bro you’re delulu…

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Person 1: Maybe i will have my Y/N moment when i go to the BTS concert and Jungkook will notice me!

Person 2: You are absolutely delulu. Are you okay?

(Although don’t we all wish to have our Y/N moment?)

by leoooooo0oo February 4, 2023

crazy delulu

a crazy kpop fan who thinks they can marry they're kpop idol

Person 1 : Eunwoo is so cute!
Person 2 : Stay back! He's my husband!
Person 1 : OMG! You're crazy delulu!

by no plz no April 30, 2022

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008