detachable penis

a penis that can be removed and then re-attached.

One day Ben lost his penis while he was high, he didn't know where it went to. It usually hangs to the left, but that day it decided to hang to the right. Well, Ben wasn't smart enough to figure that out. He went upstairs and finally found his penis, and he was happy again. Ben thought he lost it, because he thought he had a detachable penis.

by kee April 7, 2003

DetachableLog

When you have anal sex with someone or something, and you chop your penis off with a lumber jack axe. Then this someone or something began to poop your penis out.

Last night I gave Debbie a DetachableLog. She was sure confused when I walked in front of her and my dick was still in her butt.

by Bakermeister June 25, 2018

Dextacy

To consume (sniff, snort or shelf) dexamphetamine socially. Unprescribed. Drug.

"Fuck yeah I'll shniff a fat line of dextacy".

by Sandy G 111 February 4, 2020

Detached from reality

Insane. Just plain off your rocker. Not "with it".

“I thought, boy, if he really believes this stuff, he has lost contact with— he’s become detached from reality if he really believes this stuff," Barr said of a breaking point he had in December.

by anonymous June 13, 2022

devacious

Energetic, fun, yet evil and up to no good. A mix of devious and vivacious

My friend Ricky had a really funny idea, but involved harming elderly. He’s so devacious!

by happybirthdaygrimmy July 2, 2023

strings detached

A person with "strings detached" is essentially free; completely lacking obligations, or responsibilities. No strings attached. A possible negative consequence of fully living with strings detached is that isolation can develop in relation to others. Detachment from life in general can be crippling. Simply put, if you don't need to take part in life, and you can avoid most aspects of it, you become less involved in the unfolding of the universe and become disconnected from it in ways that can keep you from actually living life. You may actually lose part of yourself by losing part of your place in the Universe; Separating yourself from everyone and everything can make it as though you almost don't exist. Once you realize there is nowhere to hide, you begin to wonder what you are hiding from. You can unplug... but eventually you have to plug back in. The world keeps moving while you're unplugged. The "Universal One" moves on with or without you. It is possible to get left behind. Separateness can grow. It may be hard to reverse.

"I severed every string I had attached that could cause me to have to rely on myself, or have others rely on me. I cut out anything that could cause stress in my life including people and activities. My adapted "strings detached" life left little to appreciate and little to be a part of. I'm not doing what the Universe designed me to do; which is to just be, but be with everyone else being a part of all that is and all there ever will be. We're all supposed to have a part in making the future. If you aren't affecting the future, you aren't part of the present."

by RoccoStatus November 29, 2019

DELTACO

Deleted.
See also the following:
BALEETED
DELTEATED
Freaky D'ted
cheadeated
deedleated
MATT
meathead?
dltd
duh lee ted
teeteeted
bubs
diddly dee
repeated
733t3d
3-D movie
del monte
ddddddd
da cheated
diggity
beefeated
stupid word

-found at homestarrunner.com

by AlredyTryed January 7, 2004