deucemizer

Someone who is amazingly skilled at something a pro at something.

Dude that kid is a fuckin deucemizer at NBA jam, you see his freethrow?

by pepin December 12, 2004

deucilage

extra poop that one carries around that (hopefully) is expelled in order to lighten the weight of oneself

Ugh, I feel so bloated after that 7 course tasting event. I could really use to cut loose some deucilage.

by emrsushi1968 October 14, 2013

Deucebag

A nasty person who is full of crap and can't be believed. Origin: deuce bag is a bag, bottle or jar, used in medieval times by superstitious people, in which nasty bits of things such as urine and bits of hair or nail clippings were kept, sealed up, and hidden somewhere in a house. The thinking was that if you trapped nasty things in a closed, designated space in your house, it would keep bad luck sealed inside the bag, bottle, jar, etc and away from the residents. Not to be confused with the much more vulgar term douchebag.

Charlie: My boss is so full of it. He pressures me constantly to meet impossible deadlines, and then he takes credit for my work!
Bill: Yup, he sounds like a real deucebag.

by Alligator King June 29, 2021

Deuceafer

Extremely large bowel movement or bowel movement and your butthole burns like hell.

Adrian walked out of the restroom and stated "Goddam, I just did a mean deuceafer and the bathroom smells like the underworld. "

by Bigdaddysweetwaterbravo June 29, 2023

The Angry Deuceman

A very irritated, robust and powerful man that uses all caps on instant messenger.

Dude, he yells at me like the Angry Deuceman everytime we IM.

by Billy C August 14, 2003