deuce deuce

having anal sex with a female weighing 200+ pounds ....then pulling out and defecating in her gaping asshole.

n: "i want to perform the deuce deuce on that 200+ pound chick over there!"
v: "i'm gonna deuce deuce you, my voluptuous 200+ pound vixen."
adj: "look at that 200+ pound chick! she's totally deuce deuceable!"

by Deuceaholic May 25, 2008

Deuce-Deuce

When two people take a crap simultaneously on one toilet. One person sits on the toilet as normal, then the other person squats and shits in the hole in between the person's legs.

Joe has to shit and so does Pat but there is only one toilet. Joe enters the bathroom and Pat see's his opportunity has passed to use the can. Pat then says "Joe let's save some time and "Deuce-Deuce".

by Peter Upinya March 12, 2008

deuce deuce

Two 7.5 mg Vicodin combined with two 10 mg Valium.

"Yo, pass me a deuce deuce and let's get jacked up."

by McDeuced May 15, 2009

deuce deuce

n. Slang for a twenty-two ounce bottle of beer.

Yo man go get a deuce deuce of High Life.

by thug4life September 29, 2002

deuce deuce

22oz bottle of yuengling, lager's first name.

Friend 1: dude should we get a case of deuce deuces?
Friend 2: of course.

by Lager, Yuengling Lager March 26, 2009

deuce deuce

a gun homes its a mothafuckin 22.

it was made by a gun manufacturur

i shot that bitch nigga in the head with my deuce deuce now his ass aint sayin shit no mo

rest in piss Rico g from tha La Razak

by Leprakhan of Tha ALMIGHTY LATIN KING NATION April 18, 2005

deuce deuce

(noun)

An gang abbreviation for a .22 caliber handgun. Made popular thanks to N.W.A.

JB was trying to steal my alpine. I chased after him to ask for a truce but he pulls out a deuce deuce. But that sucker didn't know I had a 12 gauge one sucker dead, LA times front page

by AcrPwnsU September 05, 2015