She fails hard and lays there a while. To the right theres a kid pulling the middle finger and ooh a fucking pig
by Geidjbsndod November 29, 2018
There's a sheila drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice there's a fire. Aaand there's a fat pig.
Ozzy Man said " Someone should write this as the definition of "destination fucked" in the dictionary".
by Grandmastershek November 29, 2018
Being filmed while smashed on a roof top, shot gunning a stubie with a face smash while attempting a Tony hawk kick flip and eating shit mid way, with the youth of today watching on giving moral support in the form of a fuck you finger amidst a brewing fire of rage and a fat pig wandering aimlessly with the thoughts of 'someone just fucking eat me already'!
by Magnetico November 29, 2018
by JLH April 26, 2017
When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.
by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019
When a lady falls on a skateboard from a roof while drinking beer and hitting herself and a little kid pulls the finger at her. A fire is lit in the garden and a fat pig is chilling out in there too.
by Gabcar November 29, 2018
The attempt to Tony hawk while drunk off your ass as you crush a can on your head while being flipped off by a lad as a fire rages on near by
Oh and theres a fat pig somewhere off to the right
Oh and theres a fat pig somewhere off to the right
by Irish_lad reviews May 27, 2019