Desmond 

Desmond is the mane for boy with usually a very nice cock and females love him for his big balls usually funny, cute, and very sexy usually a basketball type.

“Oh my god have you send Desmond he is so cute!l

Desmond by Megan Stringfor June 21, 2021

Desmond 

The local public bus service.

GUY: How you gonna get into town?
GiRL: Ill get the desmond.

Desmond by Lolly Lukas June 14, 2018

Desmond 

That dumb mf. He told me he loved me and then he dumped me after he told another girl he loved her. He’s an absolute d bag and istg if i ever see him again i will punch his mf lights out.

Girl 1: Did you see Desmond?

Girl 2: Yea he shattered ———‘s heart!

Girl 1: Let’s go beat his ass.

Desmond by idek my guy May 31, 2020

desmond 

An entity here on this Earth as a messenger of ignorance. Everything that comes in contact with Desmond will have outbursts of ghetto and then after a month or two,will transform into a person of extreme ignorance

"Oh no, it's Desmond. RUN AWAY OR HE'LL MAKE YOU AN IGNORANT MONSTER!!!!!"

desmond by A victim of Desmond January 30, 2009

desmond 

a nigga that caps about everything he tries to act hard but he not

aint that desmond ewww

desmond by eatthatpussk445 September 24, 2020

Desmond 

To be a general failure at everything, life included. Being a fool or just a general word to use as an insult.

You're shit at life, you Desmond. Yeah you, Nathan Desmond Dunnell.

Desmond by oldmatejenkinsthedezzo September 24, 2011

Desmond 

The most conceited person that you will ever meet. They think that they are a GOD, and that no one will ever beat them in any way. They always think that they are right, but whenever someone corrects them they will go on a HUGE rant about why they think they are right. Always brags about how big his. . . You know. . . Is, which is probably a cover up for how small it really is. The word Desmond only means one word. . . Douche!

Guy: I'm awesome at everything.

Everyone else: Oh my gosh, that guy is SUCH a Desmond.

Desmond by X Number 43257431 September 28, 2011