derpatitis

An unusually incurable disorder in which the infected derp uncontrollably and prevents them from being a functional member of society or something of that nature.

Jeeze, that person can't do anything right they must have derpatitis! -Dr. Adkins.

by The cure. >:D July 7, 2012

Derpasaurus Rex

A name coined for the dinosaur that appears at the end of the stage 'Dino Dino Jungle' in Gamecube's "Mario Kart: Double Dash!" The Derpasaurus sticks his face across the bridge as you are karting across.

Player 1: "dude, the derpasaurus rex knocked me off of the bridge!!! "

Player 2: "figures broski, he's crosseyed"

by Broviet Russia May 18, 2011

deralick

A total jackass. Someone who has no clue about whats going on in the real world.

This guy is acting like a real deralick. aka reese

by ncunningham1979 January 11, 2008

deppalized

Magnetized, mezmerized, hypnotized, spellbound or completely and hopelessly fascinated by Johnny Depp.

Save the Earth - it´s the only planet with Johnny Depp! ;-))

"Jeeesus, this woman is lost for any other man - just look at her, she is totally deppalized!"

by LOW-PRESSURE_SYSTEM_DAISY January 12, 2010

derpatitis

Having an excessive case of derpies or herp derp, where the infected replaces common words with herp or derp.

Derpatitis is commonly heard during talking or singing "ahh, herp herp herp herp herp ahh derp" or more commonly sung as "Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann"

by shazbottkc December 18, 2012

derpatron

Derpatron stands for extremely Wimpy ass Derp.

Brady:Shan is such a Derpatron!

by BradySwagYolo June 6, 2016

derpatron

When someone is being a complete idiot. Like when your friend puts aluminum foil in the microwave. Or when they can't figure out simple stuff like "My headlights aren't working let me replace the fluid."

Why would he/she put the cereal in the fridge what a derpatron.

by tresadrienne January 23, 2019