The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.
By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.
by Gipple March 1, 2018
Get the Dereliction of Doody mug.A person that speaks incorrectly, seemingly from pure ignorance. The use of the word Illiterate is used for this "issue" when concerning reading and writing. moron
Derelict is when a person speaks incorrectly, seemingly from pure ignorance. ie: I is sure it was a accident. He don't got no money. We is growin our business.
by May Hemm July 26, 2015
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This is a person who has no active social life and avoids social contact with anyone. It is also some one who is separated from their friends at such a distance that social gathering is impossible (or really expensive).
#"Are you coming over Shane?"
*"No."
#"Why?"
*"I'm washing my hair."
#"You socially derelict bitch."
*"No."
#"Why?"
*"I'm washing my hair."
#"You socially derelict bitch."
by Richard Priest July 2, 2006
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Get the Derelicte mug.shy fine boy that cant get girls. he actually can, but hes crazy shy, like we said. hes way hot, id sure give him some.
by Biz Washko March 25, 2008
Get the derekizzle mug.An adjective, "derelict cummings" can refer to anything, and is used as a mechanism to confuse others who are unaware of its definition. Also can be a character on a video game with completely backwards and unuseable controls, like the "legacy southpaw" controller setup on Halo.
"The rabid squirrel Derilict Cummingsed into my wreckage"
"Hey do you guys wanna go Derilict Cummings in the Derilict Cummings if you know what I'm Derilict Cummings?"
"Hey do you guys wanna go Derilict Cummings in the Derilict Cummings if you know what I'm Derilict Cummings?"
by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005
Get the derelict cummings mug.She is a great friend. She is sweet at first but then is someone different. She loves bad boys. She very sexy and pretty. Always wants to the next Kim Kardashian. And loves her friends. And hates her brother
Deyeliz is a bad girl
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