depresso expresso 

an emotion of extream sadness. something so sudden can change one’s mood so quickly. usually used in surfer boy context along with words “radical, rad, surfs up”

Jerome: “Yo dude, they just sold out of your fav concert tickets.”
Bentley: “Bro that’s got me depresso expresso…”

depresso expresso by Sneaky Slisther June 22, 2022

Depresso Expresso 

You're depressed, and mad, but mainly depressed.

"I'm depresso Expresso *sad face*"

Depresso Expresso by Jello.mke23 July 8, 2022

Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

Expresso Depresso by Jasmin S. December 9, 2008

Expresso depresso

When your depressed but very open about it. Usually, people who are “expresso depresso” are probably faking it for attention. Or they are trying to get help.

Girl: I’m depressed!
Boy: No, you’re expresso depresso

Expresso depresso by Slang.com773 April 5, 2020

expresso your stresso and depresso 

when your drinking a coffee and you just need to tell people how much of a downward spiral your life has been

i want you to expresso your stresso and depresso

expresso your stresso and depresso by Spoopy Chicken October 3, 2018

expresso for my depresso 

this is a horrible feeling. this is when you absolutely hate everything that is happening in your boring life. so get some expresso for your depresso. and don't worry i have some depresso too!

guy 1 - what's wrong?
girl 1 - i don't have any expresso for my depresso

expresso for my depresso by sexymom101 February 26, 2019

DepressoExpresso 

When you down a minimum of 5 shots of Expresso coffee to drown your sorrows you have a DepressoExpresso. Commonly partaken during depression episodes and is most likely to be participated in by young teens.

I was so sad yesterday that I had a DepressoExpresso.
Life is just getting to be too much so I might have a DepressoExpresso after lunch.

DepressoExpresso by Imtryingokay April 8, 2018