Lateral Deprecation

When somebody puts their owns looks, intelligence, talent, situation, etc down while someone else close to them has it worse than them. Can also be called diagonal deprecation. For example, if a person says “I’m so stupid” with a 4.0 GPA, it’s kinda rude when your friend has a 3.7.

Tom: “God I’m such an idiot. A 97 in math.”

Fred: “I got an 87.” :(

Fred’s head: “Does he know about lateral deprecation?”

by I<3PeterGriffin&Shesty April 17, 2024

Deprection

n. The feeling of horniness coupled by a severe wave of depression. Related to Sexual Frustration, but with more loneliness and sadness. Often ends with drunken masturbation.

I just remembered this really hot sex I had with my ex. I really wanted to fuck somebody, but was simultaneously crushed by the feeling that I might never have sex again, and will never be close to anyone, and will die alone. Huuuuge deprection.

by Soterios Johnson November 29, 2012

Deprection

When you are depressed from how horny you are.

I heard Johnny been so horny that he now has deprection.

by Killme.com June 5, 2020

Depreciayson

dih-pree-shee-ay-son

Noun
1) decrease in value due to specific wear and tear, decay, decline in price, etc caused by a specific Chris

2)Such a decrease caused by a specific Chris is allowed in computering the value of property for tax purposes.

The car suffered a sudden loss of value. investigators found half a pie, tear stains, Ben and Jerry’s vomit down the door and a butt mark, currently depreciayson is suspected...

by Accidental conception June 12, 2021

Depracation

an extended period of misery and unproductiveness, especially one spent away from home or in travelling.

John went on depracation in the hope that he would feel more motivated and productive when he returned to work.

by Deferent thinking August 7, 2022

depriviation

An unintellectual human organism who doesnt comprehend the concept of syllables.

Sophia is studying the effects of depriviation.

by Glizzyrider37 December 30, 2023