Department of Education

The totally not corrupt department of the US government that spends a quarter of their budget on what they're actually supposed to. They enjoy wasting money and paying their workers and investments nothing. They're so surprised that when they do nothing to improve themselves and only say so that nothing changes.

The Department of education doesn't give a shit.

by Terraman60 October 15, 2019

law of detachment

In mathematical logic, the Law of Detachment says that if the following two statements are true:

(1) If p, then q.

(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:

(3) q.

Damn dude! I'm doing lesson 2.3 on the law of detachment in my geometry book!

by greendevil32 September 8, 2016

glove department

more formally named the glove "compartment" or glove "box", the storage facility located on the passenger side of a vehicle. Renamed due to the fact that this storage unit usually contains a plethora of useful and usless items...along with a random ketchup packet.

"Man, you know you can't leave condoms in the glove department...it gets too hot!"

by Sinnnamin February 5, 2010

piddly diddly department

1. The act of urination.
2. The lavatory.

Ooer, I really must use the damned piddly diddly department before I soil my underknickers.

by homosexual March 29, 2003

Department of Prudish Intent

An American censorship board called Standards and Practices (also referred to as Department of Prudish Intent) is the name traditionally given to the department at a television network which is responsible for the moral, ethical, and legal implications of the program that network airs. Standards and Practices also ensure fairness on televised game shows, in which they are the adjunct to the judges at the production company level. They also have the power to write-up and suggest to fire TV network stars and employees for violations of standards and practices. The Department of Prudish Intent takes things too seriously and also censors minor things.

Department of Prudish Intent are a bunch of prudes!

by Mr. Robotron June 11, 2017

reparchment

a drink you drink when your parched

“do you have a reparchment , i’m parched”

by lou who February 25, 2018

department of seeking and destroying thots

DSDT. The dsdt is a powerful squad of thot slayers that Search for thottery in the dangerous thot filled areas to go into the biggest and most dangerous groups of thots (Tinder, Instagram, meet-me, random dating sites, most live stream sites. ) Each of our members is above human comprehension and can destroy the very universe at will. We are the Aggressors of thot territory.

FOR THE DSDT( department of seeking and destroying thots ) WE FIGHT The destruction of thottery RIGHT

by DSDT officer May 29, 2018