When you hug a girl not intended to be
friendly but to feel if her
boobs are real and you discover that they are
hard like boulders. You then realise that she is a fake whore.
Ed:
wow! I feel like I haven't seen you in ages! (Hugs Jenifer)
Jenifer: omg! It's so nice to see you!
Ed: (gets a good feel of the dense
breasts and pulls away with
disappointment)
Ed: (whispers) I thought you were different.