Democrats

A literal cult.

Democrat Cult Leader "We are TRUTH! We are UNITY! ALL HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

Democrats "HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

Democrat Cult Leader "The Evangelical Cubans and the Evangelical Conservatives are trying to spread DIVISION and LIES and HATE!!!"

Democrats "We are UNITY! We are TRUTH! We are LOVE!!!"

Demoncrat Cult Leader "Their denial of THE SCIENCE is BLASPHEMY and must be stopped or the PLAGUE and the CLIMATE CHANGE will kill us all!!!"

Demoncrats "HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

Demoncrat Cult Leader "There is no place in our new, UNIFIED world for their HATE SPEECH! Their SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!"

Demoncrats "WE ARE UNITY! We ArE lOvE!! OuR vOiCe Is PeAcE!!!"

😈 "Gaze upon their faces! Do you see a MASK!? They DENY THE SCIENCE!!!"

😈😈😈 "THE MASK IS SCIENCE!! HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"

😈 "They believe their WHITENESS is SUPREME! But, brothers and sisters, THE SCIENCE has spoken! THE SCIENCE tells us it is our DIVERSITY and our INCLUSIVITY and our EQUITY that will reign SUPREME!!!"

😈😈😈 "WE ARE UNITY!! HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!!!"

😈 "Gone, gone the form of WHITENESS!!"

😈😈😈 "ARISE THE DEMON ETRIGAN!!!"

by Hym Iam December 9, 2020

Demonrats

The official defintion for those whom call themselves "democrats", but try to undermine true democracy, other political systems, forbid certain words, discriminate against certain persons whom don't share the same points of view and opinions, cheat at elections, discriminate and use hate crimes against anyone whom doesn't aggree with their fascistic or communistic agenda. True democracy means to also fight for opinions you do not share. At the moment one dosn't do this anymore, one loses the right to be called democrat, and one becomes a demonrat, a twisted, dark, evil version of a true democrat.

In the metro, on our way home.
- Me: Dude, I can't belive they call it sports, if someone can take a dump during a salto.

- Friend: Yeah, I feel you. It seems our society gets more dumb by the day.
- SJW/PC/CC person: How can you say this, you fascist, you nazi, you racist? There are no dumb people. Leave people alone.
- Me: *shrugs* probably one of those demonrats.
-Friend: Yup. Let's sit ourselves some place else, before this pink haired fatso goes into a mental meltdown.

by That Dude Next Door November 5, 2020

Democrats

a political party who fights for civil rights. They also support the poor with welfare programs to make the middle class stronger.in order to create wellfare programs taxes must be raised to fund them. Now in my opion if the rich get taxed heavly and big buisnesses do to,it creates more small buisnesses and when theres more small buisnesses theres more conflict now if this happens the country will grow as a whole.many philosphers and great thinkers support the Democrat Theory.

Democrats unite the people of america have nothing to loose but there chains

by johnyhoff March 14, 2005

Democrats

political party who beileves in raiseing taxes on the rich to help fund welfare programs ment to help the poor and keep the middle class strong.just like Aristole,Thomas Jefferson,Karl Marx,John manard Keynes,and other smart people the believe that a strong middle class makes a strong country.What Democrats are most famous for though is that they worship the human spirit and believe that everyone is equal and fight for civil rights.Even though the Democrats philosphy is better then the Republicans they often loose elections since they arent funded by big buisness or rich people as much.When a Democrat does become president though it has always been a surplus and a step forward in civil rights except jimy carter.The Ideal Democrat these days resembles an F.D.R or a more moderet democrat former president bill clinton.

a school gets funded in a poor neighberhood makeing it good enough to be teaching those students who want to go to college things that they need to learn to go to college. If that school is not funded those people remain in that poor comunity.THINK OF IT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GOOD PUBLIC SCHOOL THAT DOESENT GET ALOT OF GOVERMENT FUNDS DO WELL,AND DOES A BAD PUBLIC SCHOOL EVER HAVE A HIGH STUDENT SUCCESS RATE AFTER THE STUDENT HAS LEFT? the answer to that is no just look at texas,newyork,flordia,philly,ect who get poorly funded.
and the Democrats get 90% of the black(democrats arent racist like republicans,not all republicans are raceist but there is negative history their since the 60,s.

by conservitives are such stiffs May 13, 2005

toxic democrats

Toxic democrats are democrats that will not accept that anyone else has an opinion about the world, toxic democrats are terrible to have as friends because if you do not agree with them on an issue they will ditch your ass. Toxic democrats are lame ass fools with no sense of humanity, who only want to make the world a better place because it's trendy.

girl: These toxic democrats won't get off my back for agreeing with capital punishment!
trumpie: Yeah, dude, guess they all want Ted Bundy to swoop them up and escape again

by not chastity the whore December 18, 2020

democrats

idiots who think their opinion matters and are all racist asf

Kanye West, Candace Owens, Joy Villa, John James: Trump 2020!
Liberal/Democrat: You can’t be black and support Donald Trump
Also Democrats: if you are white and don’t support BLM you’re racist!

by christmastreeeater12 December 3, 2020

college democrats

Usually one of the two most likely political clubs to be approved by the administration of a college or university. First time members are usually freshmen with just an inkling of political sense or people who hope to find fellow "progressive" radicals. In essence, not too much different from College Repbulicans in that they stage their own protests, act as if they have true political swag, create events that bring protests from the opposing campus "party," and gives you an excuse to start conversations The political shoe is just on the other foot.

Dave became a poli-sci major freshman year and decided to join the College Democrats. He gave his dues and ended up joining a few protests and campaign supporting functions. Eventually, he became friends with the Howard Dean/Hillary Clinton/Barack Obama loving fanatics and rose to be president of the club. In the end, College Democrats provided him with some angsty, allegedly savvy hookups and some decent resume padding.

by John boy leroy December 14, 2008