Demetri

The coolest mother fuckers ever to have been born. A Demetri has a deep laugh like mother fucking Santa Claus, except Demetris won't deliver presents to kids because they are too busy being really fucking awesome to waste their time riding a sleigh in the mother fucking sky at midnight. A Demetri has hair like mother fucking Goldilocks, except a Demetri's hair is brown, so I guess you'd call them all mother fucking Sepialocks.

"Holy shit! Look at the sky! It's Santa Claus! There's no way that could be a Demetri because Demetris are way too cool for that shit."

by iamsoooanonymous February 6, 2009

demetrious johnson

A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.

"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017

Demitransquality

A game to which its quality is trapped behind a series of “fuckoffs” and microtransactions to hide the fact that the plot is actually decent

Some part of me thinks Recore is a demitransquality style game... but Destiny 2 takes the cake

by SergeantKPR December 14, 2018

Demetrio

one of the coolest, most genuine person you'd ever meet. probably would be at the top of your friends list. they're born leaders and always stands up for what's right. if you know a demetrio like i do, you'd immediately notice how caring and selfless they are. demetrio's are charismatic as fuck and you could never get bored in their presence. they're witty and smart, easily the top of the class if they wanted to be. i can imagine the demetrio i know as a hero in a movie, he got all the characteristics: strong, passionate, caring, quick witted and humble. they're purely amazing, i don't know how i'm blessed enough to meet one but i'm thankful as hell because i would never wanna replace the demetrio i know.

person 1: have you met demetrio yet?
person 2: yes, they're other worldly!

by kakaorcaca April 1, 2021

demetrice

Beautiful goddess very humble and likes to be in the spotlight but doesn't like too much attention its weird but true very sexual and will tell you about yourself in a new York minute

Demetrice loves to perform but is secretly shy

by queen demee December 21, 2016

demetri patterson

Eats so much ass that it makes a grown man cry.

My dad wanted me to try a demetri patterson on my step mom before christmas.

by Mavrow May 6, 2018

Demetrious

The most beautiful man who have the most amazing qualities and is the best with women ; flawless as one can be , that sexual chocolate, and normally tall with the best sex, knows how to love a woman . Romantic and caring .

Is that Demetrious omg he’s so gorgeous and rare I want him to be mine he’s all I need!!

by Brownskin queen🍫 August 23, 2021