delosexual

someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.

fuck you delosexual

by HORNYGREENMAN January 20, 2017

Debus point

The specific point at which the comment stream is sufficiently long enough that no one reads the early comments and thus repeat ad infinitum the information/opinions shared in the early comments, thus annoying the crap out of the early commentators.

This thread has reached the Debus point—no one is reading the early comments and they’re just repeating them again and again.

by MikeyT908 June 11, 2018

optical delusion

When you see things as you want them to be, not as they really are.

That fox is really staring at me, she wants me to know that she wants me. Dude you're under an optical delusion, that's a glare not a stare, and if you go over there, she'll slap you blind.

by knowman September 14, 2012

Delusion of grammar

A diagnosis for when someone uses the wrong word or phrase when speaking but casually continues on as they don't even know they've used it incorrectly or that they've just made a new contribution to the English language. This is usually followed up with the opposite party involved questioning the word/sentence (silently at first to actually appreciate what just took place), but then typically followed up with public ridicule. This is much funnier when its someone in the spotlight. Sarah Palin and George W. Bush are notables who have suffered from this condition.

Sarah Palin on Fox News: "...the President and his wife - you know the First Lady - spoke at NAACP so recently, they have power in their words... They could 'refudiate' what it is this group is saying."
Pundit (silently): "WTF?"
Pundit (silently): "I don't think thats a word, but I better go look that shit up. If I even try to 'refudiate' that without the proper proof, Im going to be the one who gets 'Lynchburged'"
Pundit: "Oh yes, I see your point and totally agree with you (under breath: 'for now...you grammatically delusional bastard')"

George W. Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee... I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee... that says, fool me once, shame on ...(pauses)... shame on you. Fool me ...(pauses)... You can't get fooled again."
Listener #1: "Doesn't he mean the old proverb: 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice shame on me.' ?"
Listener #2: "Yeah probably, but me must be suffering from a delusion of grammar again."

by Joeybats August 16, 2010

delfsbag

The act of calling non-douchebags douchebags in an attempt to cover up the fact that in fact you are a douchebag.

Bob: Look at that guy with the windbreaker vest and the neon pink sunglasses making fun of the blind lady in a wheel chair.

Fred: I know! What a delfsbag!

by Boooyahhhhh September 9, 2010

delish nutrish

Adjective
Short for "delicious and nutritious". Used when one eats something that is highly pleasant to the taste, and is nourishing to the body.

This phrase is commonly used throughout Europe and the United States, although in the United States "nutrish delish" is seen too.

P1: "Wow, this green bean casserole is gas, you gotta try some!"
P2: *takes a bite*
"Damnnnn this shit delish nutrish, I'm boutta nut."

by Joshy Pauly November 30, 2021

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008