After the song “Hey There Delilah” by the Plain White T’s.
A person you are in a long distance relationship with, or someone you love but cannot see.
A person you are in a long distance relationship with, or someone you love but cannot see.
by HayleyK August 1, 2019
A white iPhone, known for her delays in sending texts causing a late reply and tremendous confusion. A homewrecker, friendship destroyer, slow, drugged phone who's wild and autocorrects your normal words into the weirdest trash. Although you hate her, you love her. She's your everything.
"I hate everything"
"That's not nice..."
"Except you"
"Took ya long enough"
"Sorry Delilah sent it late"
Or
"So I got a new vagina today"
"What¿?"
"Vacation*"
"Wtf"
"Va backup*"
"Ummm?"
"Vaccum!!! Dammit Delilah!"
"Delilah is high"
"That's not nice..."
"Except you"
"Took ya long enough"
"Sorry Delilah sent it late"
Or
"So I got a new vagina today"
"What¿?"
"Vacation*"
"Wtf"
"Va backup*"
"Ummm?"
"Vaccum!!! Dammit Delilah!"
"Delilah is high"
by Delilah__w July 26, 2013
1) An entity not of this world, makes an occasional appearance at big events such as birthdays, housewarming parties and weddings. Complete and utter madness usually ensues upon it's arrival such as stripping and tackling. Similar to a praying mantis in that it will fuck a man and then rip it's head off. Is usually seen stumbling through banquet halls or leaving bars or parties throughout Chicago, its suburbs and many other metropolitan areas with shoes in hand and a pout on its face, mean mugging your ass if you call it by name. Do not approach it, do not attempt to negotiate with it, but most of all do NOT try to reason with it because you will most certainly not win. Also, it's tongue will most likely at some point end up trying to ease its way down your throat, and if you resist, it will tackle you. If you are in it's presence... please do not use flash photography. The second it sees the flash and knows it is being watched, it becomes violent.
Gina: "Why does my head hurt??"
Steph: "You encountered Delilah last night."
Erin: "What did I do last night??"
Mala: "Delilah made an appearance...."
Erin: "Fuck, I better call and apologize to people."
Cindy: "What was up with Erin at my wedding??"
Sarah: "That wasn't Erin, that was Delilah...."
Eddie: "What is Erin doing in this picture?? Why is she all pouty??"
Sap: "OMG, you captured Delilah in the wild!!!!"
Steph: "You encountered Delilah last night."
Erin: "What did I do last night??"
Mala: "Delilah made an appearance...."
Erin: "Fuck, I better call and apologize to people."
Cindy: "What was up with Erin at my wedding??"
Sarah: "That wasn't Erin, that was Delilah...."
Eddie: "What is Erin doing in this picture?? Why is she all pouty??"
Sap: "OMG, you captured Delilah in the wild!!!!"
by edster85 October 19, 2010
usually lives in New York, lives a thousand miles away, looks so pretty. Times Square can't shine as bright as her. Worries about distance, gives songs another listen, Times are getting hard for her, Her friends make fun of her, she laughs along with it because none of them had felt that way, She's the blame for the world never being the same. Two more years and she'll be done with school.
"Hey there, Delilah!"
"Hi!"
"What's it like in New York City?"
"It's hectic."
"I'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight, you look so pretty."
"No, I don't! Stop it!"
"Yes, you do! Times Square can't shine as bright as you. I swear it's true."
"Hi!"
"What's it like in New York City?"
"It's hectic."
"I'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight, you look so pretty."
"No, I don't! Stop it!"
"Yes, you do! Times Square can't shine as bright as you. I swear it's true."
by Madelyn <3 February 23, 2022
A hot headed violent gorgeous beautiful girl who looks down on everyone and loves animals. She would also be considered a yandere
Delilah is loving and caring to someone they have a strong affection for until their romantic love, admiration, and devotion becomes feisty and mentally destructive in nature through either over-protectiveness, violence, brutality or all three combined.
by Mr. horney fish November 21, 2021
by Canadian Couple 2013 September 1, 2013