Depressengers

The team you join when you realize you are too fat, lazy and out of shape to be a super-hero and too stupid to be a super-villain.

"The Despicable Bulk. Whore. Can't-Man, Black Man/her, Fat Piggo, and small Dick Fury. Depressengers ASSEMBLE!"

by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

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Losing Your Dressing

Those moments when you randomly lose your balance and almost fall over.

I just almost fell over because I lost my balance!

Dude, I think you mean you were losing your dressing!

by Dogrules23 February 9, 2019

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The act of filling in your Outlook with many important people's names just to look busy. Pretending you are busy by adding a lot of meetings to your calendar so that people know you are the smartest, coolest, and most productive man on the team.

Are you really busy or is that just Window Dressing?

Dude, the last two days I've been JDTBM but look at my Outlook man...serious Window Dressing.

by Ms.Bg June 27, 2008

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Salad dressing

When semen is ejaculated on a woman's anus and pussy.

i've been tossing your salad for the last 30 minutes, now I'm going to put some salad dressing all over it!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021

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depressingly optimistic

Depressing, yet somehow optimistic. Typically used when something bad has happened and a pathetic attempt is made to be optimistic about it. It often leads to feeling more depressed.

This would be depressingly optimistic:
Someone you've had a crush on that you couldn't work up the nerve to talk to dies. Trying to be optimistic, you tell yourself, "Well, at least I don't have to stress over trying to ask her out.". Depression sets in when you realize how much you wanted to try.

by Vully November 4, 2011

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